Filchs Confesion
Filch sat in the brom closet, writing in his jornal.
'As I site here, writing my jornal, I feel free to admit my true feelings. I see her everyday, an I see heir beauty, ans it out shines everything i love even mrs norics! I am inlove with a women named dolores! She is so amaxing, I wonder if she knews how i fell about her. a woman that classy cold never love a man of my lowley calabur. I must attempt to win her over!'
and he closed hizs jornal an exited the closet and wlaked down the hall, to dolores umbrodge's offece where she had plates with living cats on them. he kocked on the door. "do com in plese" said umbridge, in a posh tone of vioce. Filch entred the room an looked arounf. he sawe pink things everywhere he was not used to seeing such a prefect place. His qorters were located in a dungeon and ther was no light in themn an also he always walks around the shcool so he has no ned for sleeping qarters. he felt his throgt go dry as he coghed to onpen his mouth "dolores, you are so special to me, i wold have killed myself if yo had never come anlong." umbridge starred at filch with her percing blue eyes that were blue like the nice calm ocean, the nice kind at tropical beeches not like stormy dark shark infesterd ocean. "filch i fell the same weigh. the momernt i saw your fase, I wept with sexiness." Filch cuoldnt beleif it. He had finaly fund true love. But what to do now? "kiss me you fool!" shouted umbridge in an aggressive lovely voice. And they kissed and married ten yers later.
THE END