Today was April fools and I wanted to get at Iggy for what he did to me last year. Oh yes I was going to get him, get him really good. But I am not doing an April fools jokes, oh no that's just letting him off way to easily, not after what he did to my blow drier. Today I am going to piss Iggy way off. There he comes now.
"Hey Iggy, can you come here for a second? I have a question." I ask politely so that he doesn't notice the sinister in my voice.
"Yeah, Nudge, what did you need?" Iggy asked with a blank look on his face. Wait, he always has a blank look.
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"You know I am blind! I can't see no at all fingers!"
"Oh yeah that's true. Hey look at that!"
"What….oh wait, I am blind! I still can't see that!"
"So true, O.M.G was that Kim Kardashian in a Bikini?"
"Forget this! I am going to my room!" Iggy said with rage. But it wasn't good enough, I need him to beg for me to stop, bow down in misery at my feet.
"Iggy, I am not done! I have more to ask you!" I screamed running up the steps of our new home! It was specially made so that only people who could fly and that have wings can come up. Since we are a bunch of weird bird ½ kid mutations from birth.
"Go aw-"
"Too late, are you capable of reading me this story?" Once more I began my rain of talking.
"No Nudge."
"Okay let's go to the park."
"Fine." He said with frustration. Iggy tried to walk faster than me, but I kept catching up with him.
"Iggy can't you see? It says don't walk yet!" I said teasingly. Oh boy how I am going to have fun today.