The Kitchen table
7:00 AM
Sunday December 21,
October
Dear, diary!
You make me feel like a wimp writing in you!!!
I hate you I might give you to a hobo!
Or burn you up yaaaaaa!! sounds fun
You see my therapist (aka my fag brother Jason!) gave you to me today because I have fucking anger issues....and Im evil!!!
7:07 AM
Wellllllllllllllll......my therapist is a queer!
Me a hormonal teenager angry??
7:08AM
My therapist can go fuck himself!!
I feel so nice today!
OMG! I just saw a hobo go piss in our bushes!!!
Awwwwwww I liked that bush!!
7:09AM
My brother Shane just went outside and beat up the hobo!!
HAHAHAHHA fucking hilarious!
"Nate the hobo is dead."
…..DEAD?!??!?!?!?!?
I will be back!!!
7:14AM
WOW!!
Mmk the hobo aka bush piss man is alive he was just playing dead....and I threw a rock at him he jumped up and mooned me!!
My poor eyes lost their virginity!!
7:17AM
Im alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to sleep!
Noon
Therapy session arrrrrrrrgh
I know your thinking therapy on a Sunday!! Well you see my family and I are rich and Jason is his own boss and he owns a therapy place and he comes to work on a Sunday.
12:01 PM
This is SO FUCKING STUPID!!!
Well he is Jason after all
12:02 PM
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah that is all I hear out of Jason's mouth
12:07 PM
Jason stole me from you he said, "Nate why do you write in a diary??"
Well dumb ass you made me!
12:30 PM
FINALLY im done with therapy!
12:39 PM
HOME!!!!
I think im going to go read!
12:42 PM
hmm books are gay!
OH SHIT!!!
12:49 PM
I kinda forgot to feed my cat well he only weighs 25 pounds but he feels like 100!
12.50 PM
im bored
12:51 PM
Just ran into bush piss man! Ran far away!
6:00PM
Just got back from Mickey D's
hiding from bush piss man!
11:00 PM
Going to bed good night
Ps. Dear,diary Jason is still a queer!