A/n: Hey, Thinlomiel here! Yet another one of my parodies, but this one I wrote when I was 11 years old. The idea came when I was coming home from school and MeDeA was carpooling with us, and they started playing "Lady Marmalade" on the radio. She thought that they were singing about their breakfast, so we made up the chorus at that moment. Then I made up the rest later. On the last day of school, I visited her house, and we recorded our parody on her computer. It sounded really funny, but I still think that the rap part isn't all too great.

Disclaimer: The song "Lady Marmalade" belongs to the people who originally sung it, not me.

Buttered Toast With Marmalade 
 
Where's all mah toast sistas
Let the syrup flow sistas
 
Hey syrup, go syrup, soul syrup, flow syrup
Hey syrup, go syrup, soul syrup, flow syrup
 
She had Marmalade , and some toast with some juice
Struttin' around in PJs
She said, "hey Jo, be fast you 
gonna make me breakfast?" 
Oh! uh huh
 
Chorus:
Itchy, itchy, yawn, yawn, stretch ya  (Hey hey hey)
Itchy, itchy, yawn, yawn, eat 
Chocolate Mocha latte yum, yum 
Buttered toast with Marmalade
What What, What what
ooh oh
cook me some frenchtoast and pancakes, (syrup, syrup)
 
yea yea yea yea
 
Jo made her breakfast while she freshened up
Boy made all those pancakes and toast
All the butter has run out 
 
Oh, oh, noooo!
 
Chorus:
Itchy, itchy, yawn, yawn, stretch ya  (Hey hey hey)
Itchy, itchy, yawn, yawn, eat 
Chocolate Mocha latte yum, yum Buttered toast with Marmalade
cook me some frenchtoast and pancakes, (syrup, syrup)
cook me some frenchtoast and pancakes
 
yea yea uh 
 
He came through with butter in some kegs , 
I let him know bout the butter shortage uhhuh
We're eatin' our breakfast, some sausage on the side
I'm sayin', why eat mine when I can eat yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep eating these sausages like a pig
use a napkin of lace, get food on yur face
4 the messiest eaters the world has seen 
 
hey syrup, soul syrup, betta knead this here dough syrup
 
We drink lattes with straws in the glass
creamy top the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna itch me, itch me and yawn 
Chocolate moch-a what?
Buttered toast and Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
 
Marmalade... Toast 'n' Marmalade... Marmalade...
 
hey Hey Hey!
Taste of latte tasting really good 
Taste of Starbucks is alright
Made the little girl hyper until the night.
More-more-more
 
Now she's back home sleeping 9 to 8
 
Sleepin' for most of her life
 
But when she tries to sleep, she just can't keep,
More-more-more
 
Chorus:
Itchy , itchy, yawn, yawn, stretch ya
Itchy , itchy, yawn, yawn eat (ooh)
Chocolate mocha latte yum yum 
Buttered toast with marmalade
 
Cook me some french toast and pancakes (syrup, syrup)
Cook me some french toast and pancakes (pour the syrup yea)
Cook me some french toast and pancakes
Cook me some french toast and pancakes (oh yum)
 
Christina...(oh Lattaeaeaea Ohooho)
Pink... (toast and  Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Pancakes , yum... (0h)
Pass the syrup here...

Buttered toast with marmalade-ah...COUGH!…HACK!

A/n: I really liked the beginning with "She had marmalade with some toast and some juice, strutting around in PJs" part, but I don't think the rest is too great… Well, tell me what you think.