Seductress-in-Waiting
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot.
Beware: Characters are very out of character. Some words are not suitable for innocent eyes.
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Maybe you're all wondering by now, how Hermione Granger could do such things, being the "brains" behind the Golden Trio, best friend of the Boy-Who-Lived, the highest O.W.L.'s since Lily Potter and oh, the Head Girl by the way. Let me tell you, even she didn't know that she could do all those things.. and then some. How do I know? Well, maybe because I AM Hermione Artemis Granger. Duh!
It all started on one innocent Tuesday.
FLASHBACK
The day started normally with me hauling Lavender and Parvati out of their beds. Honestly! If I don't wake them up every single day, they wouldn't have time to put all their glitter and make-up to their faces and then get detentions with Filch for the rest of their lives. So, anyways, today, they get a special treat, the treat I give them when I'm in a bad mood, to cool off and have somebody to laugh at to lift my mood. An ice bucket appeared out of nowhere and splashed and dropped the ice cold water with a few solid ones, courtesy of the Great Lake and Kitchens, respectively.
I walked towards the door out while ticking seconds off my fingers.
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"Ow! Brr!!! Why'zit so cold?" came the sleepy voices of Lavender and Parvati, slowly stirring, complete with teeth chattering. Let the countdown begin again…
……...3……….
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"Hermione! I'm soooo gonna get you!" came the simultaneous exclaims. Merlin! They could pass up for twins, let me tell you.
I quickly slammed the door as soon as I saw them ready to throw the ice cubes at my direction. Sure enough, I heard thuds of the cubes making contact at the door.
"See you later girls! Oh yeah, it's 7:22, by the way.. so you better hurry up. Only 8 minutes to go for Potions!" I hollered as I heard them shriek in unison.
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MERLIN! That Potions class was like, the worst I had! Turns out, Snape like me, was in a bad mood today. Worse than usual. So he had us make 3 potions in two hours! I never knew I could work so fast when in pressure. But hey, hey, what can I say? I'm simply brilliant. So then, I turned around the corner to go to my next class. And then somebody pulled me into this really small, cramped space. I immediately panicked. So against better judgment, I did what girls do when in panic. I screamed.
"AH----mph!" A hand clamped my mouth and I turned around to face my "captor." And then I did the most embarrassing thing I could do at that moment. I drooled. Like a dog, with my eyes wide open like this: O.O
The boy, scratch that, a MAN who was hotter than hell was staring at me. He had this intense grayish eyes that was very familiar, although I can't place them at the moment. I became immediately aware of my current state, which is drooling, so I quickly wiped my mouth with my robe and blushed crimson. Oh Gawd, this is sooo embarrassing. And then, said man smirked. Wait a minute… that smirk is familiar also!
"See what you like?" came his drawling voice.
Hey! I know that! That voice belongs to…
And then, before I could even finish my thoughts, he pushed me at the wall and suddenly kissed me. Right there, right now, without my permission! How rude! But hey I don't mind, as long as he keeps doing what he keeps on doing. Merlin! I can't even form coherent sentences in my head! And then his long fluid fingers brushed through my hair and his other hand tracing circles on my back.I can't help but moan.
I wish I hadn't. Hadn't moaned I mean. 'Cause then, he stopped kissing me and then looked at his watch, and then exclaimed in this hysterical but really husky voice "Damn! I'm late for Transfig! McGonagall is so gonna kill me." And then he left. But not before another haste kiss came my way. He pushed open the broom closet and in the light, I could see his features. He had this white blond hair, that was more white than blond. His robes was disheveled and his Head Boy badge was lopsidedly hanging. And then my mouth opened in shock, it was Draco Malfoy.
He smirked again his annoying Slytherin smirk and said in a voice that I know that will later haunt my dreams.. "Till next time, Granger!" And then he sped off. All this happened so fast and rushed that I was left there, staring until he disappeared. And then I noticed I was late for my OWN class and I haven't been late before! Ever. There goes my record. And I'm a Head Girl too! He is so gonna pay big time.
End Flashback
The weeks came fast. At least thrice a week, he pulls me into either a broom closet or an empty classroom and did things I only heard from the "night escapades" Lavender and Parvati tell me. I really don't have a social life, huh? So, whether it's in-between classes or late at night in the library, he slams me into some wall (which is very painful, you know, but I completely forgot about it much later on) and then he proceeds on kissing me like there's no tomorrow and before I get the guts to respond back, he leaves. And when I see him in classes, he doesn't seem to be affected as I am and he even has the nerve to smile cockily at me! The nerve! Argh. He frustrates me.
Until one day, I can't take it any longer. So I went to Ginny, my best friend and adviser, aside from Ron and Harry, of course, and told her my dilemma. Our conversation went something similar like this.
"So what will I do, Ginny? I can't concentrate on my studies and my Head Girl duties. One second, I'm walking down the corridor by the 3rd floor, and then he comes out of nowhere and kisses me senseless! And I can't even do my patrols at night! He keeps distracting me!" And on and on I talked. And then Ginny's face lights up as each minute passed. And then.her face broke into this maniacal grin and then I knew at that very second, I was in trouble.
When Ginny grins like that, something chaotic will somehow happen. Like there was this one time when I sat down beside Harry, her boyfriend, who never yelps, even before Voldemort, and then he suddenly yelped and blushed crimson for some weird reason. Turns out, Ginny had her hands on his family jewels. When she told me this, I was grossed out. No one, and I mean no one, wants to hear something like that about her brother or best friend because of the disturbing images that plays through one's mind. It's disgusting, let me tell you.
So anyways, back to the present. Where was I? Oh yeah, she grinned this maniacal grin and in a wicked voice, she said: "Then get revenge."
"But how? I tried to embarrass him but nothing works! I tried to sabotage his potion but turns out, it just made it even stronger! I even pranked him to be all naked but a towel, but then he didn't mind and walked around with girls drooling over him, including me!" I shouted.
"Now listen well and take heed, little Hermione and let Mistress Ginny tell you her secret about boys. It's time you learn the sacred art of seduction." She said with this evil, evil gleam in her eyes.
"The art of seduction?" I whispered faintly, trying my hardest to not run away like the cowardly girl I was and listened to Mistress Ginny.
"Yes. You will know the man's sensitive spots. You know how to grip his cock and make him scream your name. How to give him the best orgasm he'll ever receive. To make him plead for more. How to make him yours…."
By the end of the discussion, Mistress Ginny and I were sporting wide grins. Harry and Ron suddenly passed by us and when Harry saw our grins, he ran away at top speed with Ron trailing behind him in confusion, until Mistress Ginny cackled. That scared him. He caught up with Harry in no time at all.
Draco Xavier Malfoy, watch out. Here comes Hermione Granger, Seductress-in-training!
With Ginevra Weasley as my Mistress, we shall be an invincible force! No men shall be safe from our hands.. or our panties, as Mistress corrects me later on.
"MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" I cackled evilly with Ginny. And then a first year passed by us and like his predecessors, he ran like a deranged rabbit to the same direction.
Being evil is fun. Who knew? Well, if I did, I would have stopped being a saintly Gryffindor long ago and listened more to Mistress Ginny. Sigh, Oh well. Better late than never, I always say. Cackle Cackle
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Author's Note: Ohhh… Please review! I don't care much if you just want to criticize my humble writing, just don't take the criticisms to an extreme and we're cool. That aside.. PLEASE REVIEW!! PWETTY PWETTY PLEASE!!! Yes.. I'm using baby talk. I'm THAT desperate to hear from the readers!