Okay guys so I am kind of having a bit of inspiration, I am not repeating that because I know I will totally jinx myself.

Anywho this story kind of just came to me. This is basically an introduction to set some things up, but I want to know if you guys think it might be something you want to read before I really get into writing it, if not ill just chuck it into my heaping pile of suckish stories/ideals and start anew.

I kind of got the ideal from the movie Hitch, with the whole Mr. Woo thing, but the similarities kind of end there.

Anywho as always I dont own anything except an extreme obsession with Bradley Jame's chest muscles, and Colin's cheekbones. Wow to them both.

This is kind of Arthur's Pov with him introducing himself, the bit with the past is in italics, and everything else will be plain ole Times New Romans. Enjoy and please review.

Arthur here, so for starters I guess I should tell you a little about me. I am that guy, you know the one, that guy that always says the right thing. The guy that could charm a girl out of her dress before you even leave the restuarant. I am not trying to brag, I am just stating facts. That is why when my best friend came to me wanting to get the girl I thought nothing of it, piece of cake, until...

"Her, Merlin are you kidding me that's.."
"Morgana La Fey I know."

Yeah it would definitely be my most challenging hookup ever.

"I thought this would be a piece of cake, but Merlin she's the whole bakery.
"I know isn't she like the sweetest, most delicate, most beautiful piece of apple treacle tart you've ever laid your eyes upon."
"Oh bloody hell."

Morgan La Fey was every man's fantasy women, and that clot was so over the moon for her. Flashforward 5 years later and somehow I managed the impossible, I made the Morgana La Fey over the moon for him too. I know I could not believe it either, but after that moment I knew I had a gift, I mean I already knew but now it was even more clear. If I could manage to hook up the prom queen and the class nerd, I could hook up anyone.

"You know you should open up your own business."
"Honestly Merlin that is the dumbest idea ever. Should I go in disguise too, maybe get a cape, call myself Mr. Can get you laid if I get paid."
"I was thinking a suit, and maybe Mr. Woo, even though I like where you were going with the name, I am sure it would really go over well with the douche bags of the world."

And that my friends is how Mr. Woo came to be. Yeah I know I actually took Merlin's advice, but imagine going with the former name and accidently handing a member of the opposite sex your business card. I still have scars in places I dont want to mention.

"Asshole."

I swear my ears still ring from her screaming profanities in them. But enough about that nightmare, this story is much more than one good kick to the crotch. This story is like a whole bunch of kicks to the crotch. Yeah I know it sounds painful, and it was, it is, and their is only one person to blame for those nut crunchers, yes I know I am wincing too, her name is...

"Morgana."

"Hi Arthur, where is that gorgeous husband of mine."

"Seriously Morgana, Merlin is a lot of things, idiot being one of them, but gorgeous thats a little far fetched even for you."

"Excuse me, my husband is very gorgeous. Have you seen those baby blues, and those cheekbones, dear God I married him because of those cheekbones."

"Oh and here I was thinking it had something to do with loving me or something, but if you'd like to have a moment alone with them be my guest."
He grabs her from behind, placing his chin inside the crook of her neck as she giggles.

"Oh are you sure you want get jealous."

"Hmmm, I think I'll manage." They smile at each other as he leans down to kiss her.

"Oh dear God, excuse me while I go anywhere but here."

Morgana rolls her eyes playfully.
"You know Arthur, there is this little thing called love you might want to try it."
"Sweetie, Arthur doesnt do love, he much prefers lust..about 6 nights a week."

"It is 5 and you know I have a new vat of hot oil at home that I am really thinking about letting you test out."
Merlin and Morgana laugh.

"Arthur that would have required me picking it up for you, because we all know that you can barely dress yourself without assistance."

"Merlin"

"Yes Master." he says cheekily.
"Get out."

Arthur smirks as Merlin grabs Morgana's hand and pulls her towards the door.

"Have fun with Veronica, or Viki, I am pretty sure you are up to the Vs in the phonebook now." Before Arthur has a chance to ring his neck he dissapears out the door taking a giggling Morgana with him.

He turns around to go back into his office when he hears Morgana through the door.

"Arthur, I will be ringing you tonight. I have a new client for you that I think you might be able to help, so make sure that violet is done riding you by then."

"Oh yeah Violet, that was her name."

God they are an annoying couple. Good for each other, but Lord help the rest of the world. Any who this is where the story begins. After that fateful phonecall from Morgana everything changed. I am still trying to figure out if it was for the good or the bad, haven't really got to the ending yet. I guess will have to wait and see, but for now let the nut cruching begin. Ooh still wincing.

Okay,so what do you think. Are you at the edge of your seat wanting more, or passed out on your couch from boredom? Please let me know the suspense will be killing me!

Okay, so I totally dont know what you feel about the whole MERGona pairing, but I seriously love them. I think they have these great cheeky attitudes and they both love to speak their minds, which totally makes for an adorable dynamic duo and a fun couple to write. However fear not my lovely Arwen fans, Gwen is alive and well and will be appearing possibly next chapter. How will she be involved with the rest of the characters, I guess only time will tell.

Coming up next will be the Arthur/Morgana talk which will contain lots of friendly teasing banter because they are ever so good at it. Plus, a few MerGona moments because they are both brunette and perfect for each other, and a lot of Arthur, well being Arthur and looking hot in suits, oh cant you just picture it.

Okay so as always I love all my wonderful reviwers, my lurkers, my alerters, favoriters, and general fanfiction stalkers. You all rock and keep me inspired, and if any of you have a thought or an ideal for the story feel free to put in your own sense, Lord knows I could use it.

Until next time
I love you all to kibbles and bits.