Disclaimer: the characters are not mine. The song is not mine. The computer is not mine, it's my parents'. So what is mine!
A/N Totally random. I just made this up last night while I was trying to fall asleep, but couldn't write it until this morning. Now you know the freaky things I think of when I'm tired.
This means livestock singing.
This means Fellowship singing.
Merry had a little lamb.
Little lamb.
Little lamb.
Merry had a little lamb.
Who he stole from Pippin.
What is up with this little lamb?
Little lamb.
Little lamb.
What is up with this little lamb?
Following us around.
He followed him to Mordor one day.
Mordor one day.
Mordor one day.
He followed him to Mordor one day.
'Cause he was really dumb.
Why is this lamb following us?
Following us.
Following us.
Why is this lamb following us?
On the Quest of the Ring.
The lamb he brought his friends along.
Friends along.
Friends along.
The lamb he brought his friends along.
On the Quest of the Ring.
What is up with all the livestock?
All the livestock.
All the livestock.
What is up with all the livestock?
Following us around.
The goat she ate the Ring of Power.
Ring of Power.
Ring of Power.
The goat she ate the Ring of Power.
Thinking it was food.
We have to wait for the goat to digest.
Goat to digest.
Goat to digest.
We have to wait for the goat to digest.
To get the Ring of Power back.
Now the livestock is getting mad.
Getting mad.
Getting mad.
Now the livestock is getting mad.
So they're all going home.
Now the livestock has disappeared.
Disappeared.
Disappeared.
Now the livestock has disappeared.
At least we got the Ring back.
Nobody's left except the lamb.
Except the lamb.
Except the lamb.
Nobody's left except the lamb.
Who's still following Merry.
The lamb seems to have stayed with us.
Stayed with us.
Stayed with us.
The lamb seems to have stayed with us.
So we'll have mutton tonight.
Please excuse the random ness of this song. I'm really bored. No insult is meant to vegetarians. Or people who don't like it.