This Is a story for my friends and you... This is my first story EVER please review(But be nice)
One day in the demonata universe in Lord Losse`s realm, in a castle made entirely out of cobwebs Lord Loss was sitting on his webtastic throne.
He was playing cooking mama 3 on his pink and girly DS I. He was getting annoyed because he could not flip the virtual pancakes. At that point Cadaver came into the room eating an oreo. 'I am soooooo bored, you want to do something?' he said.
Looking at the half chewed oreo made Lord Loss hungry. His stomach rumbled loudly and made some of the demons in the room look at them.' Yes indeed, I could open a window and go to some nice old people's home or something' said Lord Loss ignoring the snickers and giggles from the demons.
'And I could do with a better meal' answered Cadaver starting to devour his second oreo.
A few oreos later Lord Loss and Cadaver were both standing in front of Tesco.
Cadaver was wearing a t-shirt and jeans while Lord Loss came out of the window wearing a weird looking black suit. And a green tie.
Suddenly Cadaver looked up and pointed his nose in the direction of the entrance and started sniffing strangley. 'I….. smell…..Kelog`s…. cereals…. Buy one get one free...' he whispered between sniffs. Than turned around and gave Lord Loss a wierd sidewise look. 'Follow me' he wispered.
He said and run into the shop on his tiptoes pushing over an old lady with a load of shopping.'Keep your dog on a leash yong man!' she shouted shaking her fist at Lord Loss.
'No thanks' he said with discust.
Lord Loss was rather freaked out by his familiar's behaviour so he went into Tesco`s to look for him.
After an hour of searching Lord Loss hovered by the fish isle to think. 'If I were an mad, overweight, hungry and stupid demon to what place in tescos would I go?' He questioned himself aloud, scratching his chin with one of his eight hands.
But then suddenly his thoughts were stopped as a little boy through a piece of stinking fish ice at him. The ice hit him in the ear where it got lodged. 'Ow!' yelled Lord Loss and suddenly was filled with rage. 'WHO THE **BEEP** DO YOU THIK YOU **BEEPENG** ARE?'
The boy looked really taken back by Lord Losses outburst. He went really pale and his bottom lip started trembling. Lord Loss knew that was to come.
'Ow no! Its ok, please don't cry.' He said quickly but it was already to late.
'Mooooooommmmmmmmmyyyy!' He cried.
At that point a huge fat lady pushed in front of Lord Loss
'What do you think you are doing?' she screamed and smashed Lord Loss in the face with her fist.
The impact made him crash into the tooth pick stand that was randomly standing in the middle of the isle. Than into the razorblade stand, and finally into a table stacked full of lemon juice testers.
After staggering out of the tooth picks, the razorblades and shaking off the lemon juice that burned his skin. He dogged the blows from the fat woman and hovered away as fast as he could.
He did not stop until he got to the frozen department. There was no one there accept a teenage girl who had his back to him.
Lord Loss was furious and needed to take his anger out on someone. So his demonic gaze fell on the blonde girl that seemed rely interested in comparing the prices on the frozen cheese cakes.
'This will be so easy, he he he…' he muttered to himself while floating towards the girl that still had his back to him. But his outstretched claws barely touched the girl when she suddenly wheeled around.
She had a pretty face with a small nose and freckles. She was dressed in leggings and a long top she had headphones on, trough witch Lord Loss could hear Justin Beber`s song `Love me`.
At first she looked startled. Then she regarded him with a experts expression and then she said 'Hello my name is Rebecca but you can call me Lady LOLington.' She said in a nice and kind manner.
Lord Loss was rather surprised with her reaction but the moment quickly passed and he was filled with bloodlust again. 'Hello my name is Lord Loss and I am going to kill you because I fell like it' he said bitterly.
'I know' said Rebecca approvingly 'Val said you shall come today, and I got myself ready'. Saying this she dogged Lord Losse`s outstretched hands and grabbed a frozen chicken from one of the shelves.
Before Lord Loss knew what was coming she smashed the frozen chicken against his head.
'Owww! What the **BEEP** I am the one who is supposed to be hitting you!' he screamed in pain as the chicken came down again and again.
'I had an orange for breakfast!' she screamed wielding the frozen chicken wildly.
Lord Loss gave up trying to hurt her and now was trying to protect himself ,shielding his face with his arms.
But very unfortunately he forgot to protect his lower bits as well. And as he tumbled to the dusty supermarket floor Rebecca saw her chance and smashed the chicken into Lord Losse`s crotch.
Lord Loss screamed in pain and collapsed on the white tiles defeated, twisting into a ball. He lay there groaning and clutching his private parts for about a minute listening to Rebecca's laughter.
'You shall never defeat me, Lord Floss!' she boomed in triumph.
'There is a penny underneath that shelf.' Said Lord Loss matter of factly while he was still laying down on the floor and looking underneath the super market fridge. Not paying any attention to Rebecca who was aiming the last blow with the frozen chicken.
'Now you shall die!' she screamed smashing the chicken down on the tiles , but Lord Loss was faster and got out of the way.
'Why are you trying to kill me anyway?' he questioned the mad girl as she charged at him with wild frenzy. 'I do not knowwwwwww!' she screamed back.
After getting chased by the girl for an hour all around the store, Lord Loss finally managed to find a shelf stacked with dirty magazines witch he managed to climb to avoid the swinging chicken.
But then as he looked around the good view of the store he spotted Cadaver by the children's magazine isle. He was looking trough a colourful Barbie magazine when he heard Lord Losse`s frightened screams for help.
'Make a window you tweeb!' He screamed as the shelf wobbled dangerously because the fat lady from the fish stand was trying to climb it and the little boy cheering her on.
Cadaver not knowing what was going on dropped the Barbie magazine that fell open on the fashion page and started franticly muttering the words of the spell to create a window .But instead of making the window to Lord Losse`s castle he said 'Sam's house' (I do not know how he got those words mixed up is such a weird way, but mind you, he is a fat retarded demon.)
But he was to confused and when the green window opened he jumped in leaving his master to fight for his life.
When he saw Cadaver run Lord Loss screamed 'You fatty! How dare you desert me, you shall pay!' and after a while he added 'In marsmallows.' But he was still trapped on the shelf and the fat lady was almost half way up the Play Boy section(which was near the top).
But when lord Loss fourth all was lost the shelf suddenly fell on the fat lady crushing her, spilling dirty magazines everywhere. The little boy screamed and run to help her and the mad blonde girl was still after him her hedphones still in her ears. This caused a small diversion and let Lord Loss quickly hover to the green window which was still open.
'We shall meet again soon Lord Loss!' she said darkly.
'Umm… I don't think so soon, maybe after a few weeks , darling, I like your feisty character I could use someone like you in the Demonata universe.' He said going towards the window.
As he was going trough Rebecca said ' Over Justin Beber`s dead body!' and flung the frozen chicken at the back of Lord Losse`s head. Which made him tumble foreword trough the window and pass out.