Invader Becky: Why am I starting another story when I have three unfinished? Cause I want to.Clad:This is based on a role-play and other Greenjellos way of writing random stories and her way.
Invader Becky:Er, this is mostly based off of a role-play I'm doing with Ayase since everyone left we continued and it got more crazy. Clad:Warning: Might cause confusion. Rated T for swears and pervertness.
Invader Becky:Enjoy. Read and Review Zim's fist command you!
Clad:No flames or Gir will eat your tacos!
Invader Becky:Warning! If you don't like characters liking ocs then leave shoo.Nah stay.
Clad:No flames.

Disclaimer: I don't own "Invader Zim" Jhonen Vasquez does. I don't own the " role-play" Aseret Kitsune does and she never responds.

Summary: Zim and friends in a wild adventure that will never end. Based on a role-play.

Role-playing Room Randomness/ Invader Zim Wild and Crazy Adventure

Age: Dib:13
Age: Zim: 14 or 138
Age:Skoodge: 12 or 138
Age: Gaz:12
Age:Tak:13 or 139

Chapter 1 The Madness Begins

Within the depths of an ego, handsome alien's lab was a giant robotic weapon. The Megadoomer 2 that stood sixty feet tall and glowed in the dark was created by the great one and only Zim. He wanted to tell someone about his fabulous destructive weapon. After all he was great and the world needed to know that no one was greater than Zim. "Bwahahahahaha!!" he evilly cackled raising his gloved fists. Which you will obey for they are hot I say! "Gir, come here! I have designed the most magnificent weapon to destroy the filthy ,Dibstink," Zim happily ordered, proud of himself.

Gir didn't answer instead a short, cuddly alien named Skoodge came out of the basement. Skoodge was sent to Earth so the Tallest wouldn't have to deal with him. His only concerned was to help Zim take over humanity for now. "Hi, Zim, were going to be late for school and it's my first day," he complained. His eyes widened at seeing the Megadoomer 2. Skoodge grinned a smile wider than when you're at a dentist office getting a tooth filled. "Wow! Neat!" he happily exclaimed. Zim beamed with pride. "That's way better than my missile," Skoodge stated. He took off a black sheet revealing a missile two hundred feet tall. Zim frowned. "This missile can destroy anything from within a thousand miles! Neat Eh?" he asked, grinning. Zim's ego deflated like a balloon that was popped by a cat.

Right then Gir fell from the ceiling hitting the floor with a loud clank. "Hello floor! How are you?" Gir happily asked. Gir was the cutest and annoying robot ever for he will rule you all.

"Zim, I misplaced my bomb. Have you seen it?" Skoodge asked worriedly.

Meanwhile Gaz was getting ready to go to school. This scary girl hated life all she cared about was winning her game which seemed impossible. "Come here now, Dib, I don't want to be late for school," Gaz hissed how she loathed her brother. She loathed everything in the world and always would.

Dib ran downstairs in the same clothes he aways wore making you wonder. Does he ever change? "Coming, Gaz, I was looking for my camera after school I'm going to spy on Zim and find out what his next evil plan is," Dib quickly stated. For he was the only one to save mankind and you gotta love his bighead.

"Your going to spy on Zim again?" she sighed annoyed. Never seeing the point since Zim was an idiot. After two years he didn't destroy the Earth on the contrary he saved it twice!

"Yeah...Want to join me? I'm going to go in his house disguised as an Irken. Zim will never suspect that," Dib said in a sneaky tone.

Gaz glared. "Sure, not! Have fun getting yourself killed," she coldly stated. Staring a cold stare that would freeze the sun.

"You'll thank me one day, Gaz, you all will. And Zim will finally be exposed! Bwahahahahaha! Dib laughed. Laughing a laugh that could frighten small children.

"Whatever," Gaz uncaring said and slammed the door.

Meanwhile, Gir was running around in circles creating a giant hole that an unhappy Zim would have to fix.

Elsewhere. "Zim, have you seen my bomb? Skoodge asked again moving stuff around looking for his misplaced bomb. "It's very small the size of a peanut," he said to a non listening Zim.

"And you call yourself an Invader!" Tak yells stepping out of the shadows. "You can't even remember where you keep your weapons of destruction!" she spat. "Anyway, I HAVE COME FOR MY REVENGE, ZIM!" Tak yelled. Tak only wanted to prove herself to the Tallest and to destroy Zim. Zim was first on her list.

"Well, actually, the Tallest, fired me," Skoodge states with a frown. "I think I left it near Girs waffle mix," Skoodge says remembering.

Tak looked confused and raised an invisible eyebrow. "Waffles?" she asks, confused.

"Yeah, Gir was making Zim waffles. I didn't have any did you Zim?" Skoodge asked.

Gir came through the door in his dog suit holding a plate of waffles. "WAFFLES FOR ALL!" he yells happily and starts throwing waffles at the Irkens.

"And the idiocy continues," Tak yawned, dodging waffles.

Skoodge takes a hard flung waffle to the face and crashes into the wall. "Well that made my day slightly better," Tak says.

"Owww! The waffle hurts!" Skoodge squeals, running around in circles and bumps into Zim. Zim falls down and he's flat! Skoodge looks confused. "This is cardboard!" he exclaims. "Where's Zim? he asks, confused.

Zim suddenly drops down from the wires on the celling and attacks Tak from behind. "Gah!" she yells wheezing, and grabs one of the wires, and starts to strangle Zim.

"Hey! You can't do that!" Skoodge shouts, and blasted Tak with a laser gun.

Suddenly, Gir starts screaming crazily and grabs onto Tak's antenna. Skoodge sees something on the floor. "Hey! I found my bomb!" Skoodge happily states and picks it up. "Uh oh! This bomb will explode in ten minutes! he yells and starts running around in circles screaming.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Were doomed!" Gir shouts happily and Tak throws him off her antennas