The Educational Decrees: Like Umbridge…only funny!
For all of you out there who appreciated the efforts of One Dolores Umbridge, temporary Headmistress in place of the one and only Albus Dumbledore, I advise you to turn back now and not to read on.
For all of you that hated and despised her, and grew ever more fond of Fred, George, McGonagall, Flitwick, Sprout, Harry…yes even Harry, because of their resistance to the evil wenches plots and plans then this is the right place for you as many have chosen to take their revenge on Professor (notice the disgust) Umbridge and posted their own Educational Decrees around the halls of Hogwarts.
One very scrupulous person used a fixing charm so not even Percy Weasley could remove them –cough- Hermionie –cough- and some copies have been obtained of them for those of you who missed them to read and enjoy.
Disclaimer is the same as ever, don't own, don't profit, don't slip on the banana skin coz you can't sue me for it!
For those of you that have forgotten what the original decrees contained one such decree is quoted here below!
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"Educational Decree Number Twenty Four
BY ORDER OF THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS
All student organisations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are henceforth disbanded.
An organisation, society, team, group or club is hereby defined as a regular meeting of three or more students.
Permission to re-form may be sought from the High Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge).
No student organisation, society, team, group or club may exist without the knowledge and approval of the High Inquisitor.
Any student found to have formed, or to belong to, an organisation, society, team, group or club that has not been approved by the High Inquisitor will be expelled.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
Signed: Dolores Jane Umbridge, High Inquisitor"
The above quote can be found on page 313, Chapter Seventeen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling.