Dumb Ways to Die
The Avengers Edition
Kick Nick Fury in the shin
Poke a stick at the incredible Hulk
Drink all of Tony's drinks (#Party at the Starks)
Use your face as Loki bait
(chorus)
Steal Clint's bow and arrow
Trash Talk Jack Sparrow(#What?)
Sell Thor's hammer online
Tell Jane that her boyfriend's mine (#angry)
(Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die 2X)
Say Natasha has to quit
Drop Captain America's Sheild into the Abyss (#oops)
Sock Clint when he's over it
Give the Hulk a really big kiss (#Smash)
(chorus)
Replace Nick Fury's eye patch with a gummy bear
Tell Loki to cut his hair(#angry fangirls)
Give Nick Fury a Barbie Tatoo
Little Boy: I wonder what does this red Shut off button do (#Helecarrier crashes and destroys the city more than Loki)
Dress as a chitari in front of the Avengers
Sneak on to the Helecarrier as a passenger (#Origin of Little boy who destroyed the Helecarrier and New York City)
Mess with the Hulk for no good reason
Accuse Agent Hill of extreme treason
(Chorus)
Be safe around Superheros.