GhiMiNaRuHo: Hello! My first one-shot poem. Hope you like it. Don't forget to review! Haha! Umiral na naman ang ka-cornihan ko!
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Mikan went to a website to look for something interesting that will make her laugh. She found an interesting title. "What? A Corny Person's Poem?" She opened the site and found it very interesting. She read each line:
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May poem ako para sa mga corning tao (I have a poem for corny people)
Walang Katuturan
Sa madilim na landasin iyong matitinag,
Isang pigura na sa paningin ay may tatag.
Kung pagmamasda'y parang alingaw-ngaw,
Iyon pala ay isang bangaw.
Kung iyong mamarapatin ay akin sanang masambit,
Ang mga katagang katulad ni Rizal kung humagupit,
Ang mga salitang ito'y iyo sanang patawarin,
Kung sabihin ko na ang nagbabasa nito'y may tuliling.
Ang bayan ko'y tulad din sa iba,
May sariling isda, malansa kung walang suka.
Kaya nga naimbento ang toyo at suka,
Galing sa katas ng pinakaingat-ingatan mong underarm.
Alam ko na ang taong ito ay may problema,
Palibhasa'y walang magawa sa kanyang miserableng buhay.
Paano na si Captain Barbel?
Kung wala na siyang Barbel?
Isa mang romantiko kung ako ay magsalita,
Pero sa kaisipan ay di maanuha,
Ano ha? Iyon ba ang ibig kong sabihin?
Sa katunayan lang, magaling ako sa pagiimbento ng salita.
Aking nakausap ang guro ko sa Filipino,
Palibhasa'y Unlimited text sya at ako'y walang load.
Ang sabi niya ay lagi siyang nagbibiro kung makipanayam,
Ngunit ang totoo'y meron siyang mahusay na katwiran.
Kanyang inilahad ang isang sikreto,
Na sa sobrang kagoyoan ay hindi kinaya ng puso ko,
Kahit isa siyang malokong tao,
Power ranger daw siya, yung pink pa nga na white lion.
Minsan naisip ko kung bakit may corning tao,
Katulad na lamang ng taong nagta-type ngayon,
Biglang bumagabag sa munting isipan ng taong ito.
"Okey lang! Corny din naman ang nagbabasa nito!"
(English Version)
Nonesense
In your sight you might find nonsense,
Like the one who iss reading a nonsense,
Do I make any sense?
I guess it's not because I can't sense.
All she can gaze is a box full of lemon,
She wondered to why it has to be called 'lemon'
"If the color of an orange fruit is orange…"
"Then why is it called a lemon instead of a yellow fruit?"
The strands started to sway its body back and forth.
"Today is the greatest day! Whenever you come my way!"
The strands moved its flexible body…
Only to find a lice on it! I said "Ew.."
An American received a text message from a Pinoy.
It says, "Yo U, aq ok lng. Wu u by d way? Wer u na b? Aq hir pa!"
The pinoy received a reply from the American,
"It was an exotic pronunciation of words and it definitely didn't comprehend my style!"
The pinoy text him again, "U, usin a cp wen u cudent anderistand my language! U shudent replay 2 me & tel anpamilyar words!"
My day was off and I shouldn't be here,
But a prayer didn't let me go,
So I listened to it and got shocked on what I heard,
"You corny author should make this poem cared."
So ghminaruho started to type gain.
Have you have a thought to why Dora is an explorer?
To why she always say, "Dora, Dora, Dora, the explorer?"
Then why does she keep on asking the viewers?
To where place she should go first?
If you want to text me to tell something,
My phone number is 09186567695,
If you wish to talk to me…
Talk to my mother first because she confiscated it.
And now that my corny brain stops functioning,
What nonsense should be the next to read?
I know! Maybe the corny readers should give me an idea,
A review! A review! A review from the wonderful readers of Ghia!
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GhiMiNaRuHo: Now that my corny poem ended… Hey, I didn't mean the things I said in this poem okay? It's all a joke.
Actually, I did this to tell you guys that I'll be out for 2 weeks because I have to study for an upcoming college entrance exam. So I can't update my stories for those weeks. So I hope you had fun. Wish me luck in my entrance exam! Wawawawa!