A/N: So I had this wack-ass 'tripping on acid' dream, as my friend calls it and I promised her that I would document this so that all of the children across the seas realize that you shouldn't eat left-over Halloween candy before going to sleep. Okay, Allison, this is for you (this is the same Allison that told me that she wanted to have Dave Matthew's babies in the story 'I wanna have his babies'). Okay, enjoy.
House roamed the halls of PPTH with a look of determination written across his face, he looked to his right and then to his left before heading into the usual janitor's closet that he occupied to hide from Cuddy. Upon entering the door, he noticed how very illuminated the closet was. Turning completely around, he observed that the entire closet was adorned with Christmas decorations, and emerging out of the corner was Wilson.
"I thought you'd show up." Wilson said cryptically in his best sexy voice.
"Look, Wilson, I would personally rather have sexual relations with Cameron and actually talk about it before I hear that voice directed at me again." House said.
"I wasn't talking to you." Wilson said, nodding to whatever person was located behind House.
House turned around to Cuddy, who was in that Catholic school girl outfit that turned him on so much.
"I'm not sure if you know this, Jimmy, but this fantasy has already been done. See, it's even Gregory House patented." House said, barely lifting up the back of Cuddy's skirt to show his signature.
"Let me see that!" Wilson said, making his way over to Cuddy with those God-awful reindeer antlers covering his head.
"I don't think so." House said, literally beating Wilson off with his cane.
All three of the doctors turned around as they heard the click of the door close. Cameron.
In a mouse costume? House did a double take.
Have you ever been telling someone about your dream and realized you're a total dumb ass? Yeah.
"Wilson, why is she here?" Cameron whined in the kiddie-like costume as she pointed over to Cuddy.
"Well...I knew that House and I both would be here. It's only right to share." Wilson said.
"My God, Wilson, tell me this isn't one of those sex parties that I hear about on Dateline!" House said in a mocking voice.
"Pretty much." Wilson said.
"Who gets House?" Cameron asked.
"He and Cuddy have a history." Wilson said, checking his reflection in a very girl-like manner from a compact mirror that he had pulled out of his pocket.
"So?" Cameron asked.
"Sorry, Wilson, Cuddles and I are much too sophisticated for this." House said motioning for Cuddy to follow him out.
Cuddy jumped up from the ridiculous bean bag chair that had been located in the corner and joined him at the door.
"See ya." House said, high-fiving Taub, who was about two feet smaller than his usual height and dressed in a elf's clothes.
A/N: The dream definitely was a lot more graphic, I decided to clean it up for anyone uncomfortable reading about our favorite doctors playing dress up and dress down. Oh my God, that will go down as one of the weirdest dreams that I've ever had. There was also an appearance made by my spanish teacher but I decided just to keep it within the show. I know that this is a crackfic, but I would appreciate your reviews. So review, please? :D