You might be wondering what made me do it? Well it's pretty simple really. You probably would have done it too.
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I could barely breathe. The fucking sand was everywhere. The ground shook, and in front of me I heard a huge crash. It must have been my steelix. I sighed as the red beam teleported him back to his great ball. This was it, only Blue was left. I couldn't believe that our journey was about to end. I held her pokeball close to my heart for a second
"You here to fight or to think?" Quipped the old lady. I whipped the ball right at her Quagsire's head, and after it bounced off there was a puff of smoke and sparks.
"Blue! NOW!"
It started to rain, and a second later a great bolt of lightning struck the quagsire. The blue... Thing wasn't phased.
"Fuck"
"Quagsire, earthquake." She said calmly. What a bitch. My luxray fell. She would pay for this.
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You probably remember the rest. It was all over the news. It started with a serge in the poaching of pokemon. Then they realized it was only ground types.
Then, hah... I can see it on your face. You remember what came next.
That bomb at the pokemon legue? Yes. That was me. Now... I want my phone call. I need a good lawyer.