A/N 1: It's the next installment of the T5RYCB Ranger Series. This time we take an overall look at all Rangers and wonder: Why do these guys always wear the same color outfits, EVERY single time when not in uniform?

A/N 2: You know the drill...Power Rangers belongs to Saban and formerly Disney as well, and T5RYCB and your new host Jonathan "The Coach" Coachman (formerly of WWE fame) belong to ESPN.

Multicolored Questions, Best of the Rest

(Show comes on the air and music starts playing)

"You mean he's got a FOURTH color now? Why not just get him a rainbow pack of colors and get it overwith?" Kim screams at Jason regarding Tommy becoming the Black Ranger

"Coming up on the Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame..." Jonathan Coachman says

"The more I've thought about it over the years," Jason Scott says, "the more I honestly can't believe we didn't get in trouble for wearing our Ranger colors at all hours of the day. It was creepy and it honestly should have been a dead giveaway."

"How the public of Angel Grove, and every other Ranger town that came after them didn't pick up on the hints those high school brats gave them is beyond me," Goldar ranted. "I mean, the clues are right in front of your face. Use them. Besides, it got really old seeing dear old Kimmie in pink every day."

"To wear their Ranger colors proudly most days was admirable," Ninjor said, "but I honestly should have talked to Zordon about coming down on them harder after they got their Ninja powers. All sorts of things could have happened, and none of them good."

(Montage of Ranger moments starts playing, as does the show's theme, then the logo appears, followed by Coachman)

"Hello again everyone, I'm The Coach, and welcome once again to the Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Ranger Series, a series that takes a fresh look at Power Ranger topics and controversies which have been largely popular since the show started in 1993. Our mission is not to vilify the subjects of these controversies, simply to take a look at the positive side of what they did. You will hear evidence and testimony from all characters. All you need is an open mind," Coach said.

"In this show, we go over the rainbow in a way, and we take a look at a question that has burned hot and continues to burn hot all these years later. Why in the world do Ranger members wear the same color most days of the week, that of their Ranger designation? We're going to count down the top 5 reasons you can't blame Rangers for wearing their colors all the time, but first let's take a look at the dead giveaway that could have led to disaster for the young teenagers," Coach continues.

(Tape rolls and the original six Ranger colors are shown; black, pink, red, green, yellow, blue in that order)

"When we first became Rangers, we got real lucky in a way," Jason said. "The Power bonded with us in more ways than one, and that included our color designations. Red suited me perfect, it's a color that exudes leadership and demands respect."

"However, that shouldn't have given us license to wear our designated colors every hour of the day. That was a mistake," Jason finished.

"Indeed, when the Rangers showed up in 1993, Angel Grove was so floored by the actions of their heroes that they failed to notice one specific pattern about the Rangers themselves that could have proved disastrous," Coach said.

"The thing was, Zordon gave us three specific rules when we took up the Power, and one of those was never to have your identity revealed, ever," Kimberly Hart-Oliver said. "If that happened to any of us we could have had to quit being a Ranger. While that did happen at times, most of the time it came out of necessity, in the heat of battle. I loved the color Pink before I ever became a Ranger, almost as much as I love gymnastics and these gold medals (points to her Sydney gold medals as she does so), but at one point wearing our colors got excessive and dangerous."

"Most notably, the one specific pattern, as Mrs. Oliver just mentioned, is that they almost always wore the same color when out in public, and certainly wore their Ranger colors before huge battles that were about to take place. And it didn't just stop there; this happened with most every team that came after them," Coach said.

"Two things come to my mind where colors and Power Rangers are concerned," Ms. Appleby said. "One is how did we never figure out who they were when they were under all of our noses and two, how could they possibly be so reckless with their colors every single day? Tommy and his friends are pretty smart so surely they had to know better right?"

"All I can think to say is that we're darned fortunate that the Forever Red mission happened in space aren't we?" Andros said, laughing slightly. "I got a shiner for that mission thanks to Ashley and Cassie, but it would have been so much worse if our Red brothers had been exposed that day."

(The original six colors are shown again as the tape ends)

"Now you see why the Rangers are questioned, in many circles, for doing something that quite frankly could have been quite dangerous. We're going to count down the top 5 reasons you can't blame the Rangers themselves for proudly flying their colors, but first, here are some reasons that didn't make the cut. We call them the Best of the Rest," Coach said.

(Tape then rolls of Bulk and Skull, Angel Grove's two most notorious bullies)

"Bulk and Skull," Coach says. "Ironically, the only people who the Rangers had to worry about revealing their identities to the public were, in fact, the two dumbest people the Rangers encountered. Otherwise, they had little to worry about."

"Bulk and Skull, and later on my Rangers version of Bulk and Skull, Cassidy and Devin, we're not exactly...bright, let's put it that way," Tommy said.

"They always found a way to mess things up," Kimberly added from off camera.

"We, and everyone else that came after us, figured that hey if Bulk and Skull are the only ones that will come after us, and we know that they can't, let's wear the colors and do it proudly," Tanya said. "Besides, it would have looked just as suspicious if I'd have left yellow colored shirts in my closet collectiong dust."

(Tape rolls and shows a sign which reads: Welcome to Angel Grove, Home of the First Power Rangers)

"Another best of the rest: A City's Togetherness. Though the city was a suburb of Los Angeles, the home of stars and fancy cars, this was a community that always had a bond of togetherness and people who knew one another very well. That applied to the Rangers and every team and every city that came after them," Coach said.

"Angel Grove and cities that had Rangers after them embraced those guys like no other," Dimitria said. "Cities that had Rangers tended to be friendly cities that had good neighborhoods, people who knew each other and supported each other and when Rangers came, they got their arms around those guys like you wouldn't believe."

"Sure we had snobs in our town that tried to disrupt the peace but they were few and far between," Rocky said. "Every city has those. When I moved from Stone Canyon to Angel Grove and became a Ranger, it was like I didn't move at all. People greeted you with a smile, you could make friends real easy and it was just a nice place to grow up."

"Coming up next, we'll begin our countdown, and we'll take a look at how a city's safety on a daily basis ended up having so much more significance than any hints a Ranger could drop about his or her identity," Coach said.

"Every city that got attacked...got attacked hard," Hunter Bradley from Ninja Storm said. "There is no way that anyone could value a Ranger's identity over staying safe during a monster attack."

(Music plays as segment ends)

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