Hey, you probably don't remember me, but I was princess-charly here at some point. I left for, what, a year? Two, maybe. I'm not really sure. Either way, I'm back and hopefully not as fail as I was before. Anyway, you're about to face me MSTing my old stories. Enjoy or not, I don't really care. Anything underlined, italicised and bolded is my MSTing. Turn back now.
Chapter 1
Authors Note: this is my second fanfiction... I will use mainly other people's songs in this. And I do love reviews... if chocolate wasn't my chocolate reviews would be! SO R&R
...What the hell? What was I on? "If chocolate wasn't my chocolate blahblahblah review begging"
Disclaimer: I don't own the English language... (Whispered: what do you mean I don't need a disclaimer for that... oh...) I don't own icarly either (nervous laughter).
Was that supposed to be funny? Well it's not.
Sam's POV
Carly, Freddie and I were watching Seattle beet
Is that a new type of vegetable?
on TV. "We have a new competition here on Seattle beat, a sort of 'battle of the bands' if you will. The bands will battle against each other and the winner will get to record a song with none other but the Jonas brothers! Everyone entering this contest must be 18 yrs
Use the full word, you moron! And the Jonas Brothers, really?
or older or have permission from all parents and or legal guardians. Check out our website for details."
Carly muted the TV and said "oh".
"My" I said.
"I'm not as excited about this as you are so I'm not joining in said Freddie.
Freddie: In fact, I'm so not excited that I can't even have speech marks used properly when I speak!
"Gosh" said Carly and I said, I was too excited to even glare at the geek.
"Let's check out the website NOW!" said Carly, running to get to the computer in her room. Freddie and I followed.
"Look!" said Carly (she was already on the website) "the band need at least 3 people!"
The descriptive writing here blows my mind.
"We have three people!" I say.
"Not if you're including me in that!" said Freddie.
"Of course I was dorkface, as much as I tease you, you're still one of us" I said.
Wooooah, OOC aleart! Can anyone actually picture Sam saying that?
"I am not going to be in a band!" said Freddie.
"Please, for me" said Carly, it's disgusting how he always says yes when she says that.
The readers are psychic, that's why there's no indication of that being a thought!
"NO" said Freddie, that a first.
"Freddie, you have a choice, be in this band or I'll kiss you" I say, I know dorkface'll say he'll be in the band now.
"NO" said Freddie, maybe he wants to kiss me... no that's stupid, just because I want to kiss him doesn't mean he wants to kiss me.
Woah, where the hell did that come from? Seriously, before this point in the fic would you of thought she liked him in it?
"Freddie, you will be in this band or I'll put you on the wedgie-bounce, dress you up like a little girl, walk you around the park and then take you into the public toilets and give you a swirly!" I say, if he says no...
...And Freddie will just let you do all of this.
"Well..." he says, he looked scared.
"Listen fredweird, if you don't be in this band I'll make Azula (a/n had to put her in, she's of the show 'the avatar', if you haven't seen it you really should... btw azula is pure evil, she makes freddy crugger seem nice...)
Every time an authors note is put in the middle of a story a puppy gets shot.
seem like a nice old lady who gives lollies to little kids!" i say, oh dear ham, did i just say that?
"You're a fan of the avatar?" asked Freddie looking amazed.
"Yes, now say yes or else I will do something unspeakably horrible to you!" I replied angrily.
"OK, OK, OK" he said, he's so cute when he's amazed and afraid...
...He's so cute when he's amazed and afraid? As opposed to suddenly becoming ugly when he's amazed and confused?
"Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, NO, we need to write our own songs" said Carly; she looked like that was the end of the world.
"I've written a few!" I say.
...That is a joke, right? Out of all the characters on the show... actually, now that I think about it I can kind of see Sam writing songs, she'd just never tell anyone.
"You have?" said Freddie and Carly.
"Yes, is that so hard to believe?" I asked.
"Quite frankly, yes" said Carly at the same time Freddie said "Do I even know you?"
"Not really" I say.
I shrug then leave, I need to get home to get some more ham. I ate all Carlys.
I don't know about you, but so far, this fic makes me sad. So much OOC and just... badness.
Freddie's POV
"So, Carly... what are you doing this weekend?" I say
"Go" said Carly, pointing at the door.
I walked away. Thank goodness, if she said yes I wouldn't know what to do. It's been years since I actually had a crush on her. It would be impossible to go on a date with her when I have a crush on Sa... NO I DON'T, STOP THINKING THAT!
Real subtle. That scene was only there because I wanted people to know that they both liked each other, obviously.
I leave to think about what I've learnt today... and to call Sam... I want to see how far she is into watching the series; we could watch a few episodes together...
Alone together... STOP IT BRAIN!
Talk about the show... and I really want to hear her songs... oh I'm home...
You do realise that you only live about a meter away from Carly's house, right?
I called Sam
You called Sam what?
Periods; use them.
"Hey" I said into the phone.
"Who's this?" said a voice that I recognized as Sam's.
"It's me, Freddie"
"Hi Fredweird, wrong number?"
I have no idea how these people are talking. Sorry, just needed to point out that my description skills back then were made of fail.
"No, I wanted to talk to you" I answered.
"HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?" she screamed... (I think I'm deaf)
Yes, how did you get her number, Freddie?
"Number one) OW. Number two) you gave it to me three years ago"
"And you kept it that long?" she asked, her voice was oddly quiet.
"Yes" I say, hoping she won't ask why... truth is, I've had a huge crush on her these past few years... NO HAVN'T NO NO NO... OK I HAVE.
Okay, seriously, you may of thought that all if your readers are morons, but by this stage of the story I think they had worked that out by themselves.
"So what do you want Freddie?"I think she's dropped the number thing...
"I was wondering... how far are you into the avatar?"
"I finished season two last night"
"Really, I just got season three this morning! Do you wanna come over and watch a few episodes?"
"Wait a second, are you asking me on a date?" she sounded disgusted.
That doesn't sound like a date to me.
"NO" I say, trying to sound disgusted as well.
"Ok then, I guess I can"
"You should bring a couple of the songs, we are a band now... and I have a guitar if you know how to play it" so I want to hear her sing, sue me.
"Ok. See you in a few Freddie... I mean fredweird.
Abrupt ending much? Also, why did I fail at using speech marks.
So, in summery: Carly, Freddie and are now in a band because of a contest on "Seattle beet"; Sam writes songs, Freddie wants to hear them; Sam and Freddie randomly love each other and are going to have the most stupid sate ever; I fail at description.
...Dear god, I can't even mock this thing well.