A/N: Everyone's heard of the notorious fanfic- 'My Immortal'. To give you guys a general idea, it was written by a so-called teenager named 'Tara Gillesbie' and it was infamously bad- so bad that the fanfiction website took it off after a few years. But authors have re-posted it to give people like us a good hearty laugh. You can learn more about it on the Encyclopedia Dramatica.

So- this is 'My Immortal' in my opinion. And sorry for the title, but I feel so strongly about this fic that it made me resort to cuss words. This is my hilarious take on this sad excuse of writing.

My Immortal- in my opinion.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) [yeah, she's more than just gothic, my friends...read on to find this author's true level of mental retardation] 2 my gf (ew not in that way) [because of course I have nothing better to do than to think of you in 'that' way] raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling [so THIS is your spelling AFTER editting?] U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way [Ebony- wood, Dark'ness- darkness, Dementia- mental illness, Raven- bird, Way- um..path. So, dear readers, her name, apparently, is Wood Darkness Mental Illness Bird Path. Nice] I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) [yeah, because I have brown hair- OF COURSE my name has to be Brown!] with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) [because not knowing Amy Lee is such a major characteristic flaw] I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. [*cough* incest *cough*] I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.[I think one of the major qualities of a vampire is that they have pointed teeth] I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England [Hogwarts is in Scotland, dimwit] where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) [*gasp* really?!] and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there [That's just pathetic, because there IS no Hot Topic in England] For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots [...because Peeves got pissed of at me and burnt my Hogwarts school uniform...] I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining ['it was snowing and raining' *sigh*. And she says she's seventeen...] there was no sun [ so it can snow and rain at the same time, but the sun can't be there when it snows or rains? This girl is twisted] which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. [ and they give a damn because...?]

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! [Really!? No!]

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly [ Draco Malfoy is never shy]

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. [...and I left Draco Malfoy standing there as he fought to decide whether he should laugh or hex me..]

AN: IS it good? [Oh no, it's just amazing, really] PLZ tell me fangz!

A/N [Strangershadow] : So my dear readers, I leave it up to you to decide if I should continue this or not. I- personally had a lot of fun, so I will be updating and next chapter will contain my commentary on Chapters 2 & 3- but who said reviews aren't nice? ;)

Looking forward to your views and "fangz" for reading..*shudders* Oh, God I can't even use this language as a joke..

Until next time-

~SS~