One day Onion was playing Super Mario Bros in Beach City arcade. He played until he reached the castle. He noticed Toad in the game was winking at him. He looks away for a moment. When he looks back, Toad is gone. Then, he hears a high pitched voice next to him.
"HELLO!" Toad gently grabs Onion's hand. He leans in close to his ear and "whispers", "I HAVE A BONER."
Onion gives a dead stare. He eats a chip slowly while staring off into nothingness. This turns on Toad even moar. Onion then shoves the bag of chips down Toad's pants and walks out. Toad scurries after him.
Toad is so horny that he runs and tackles Onion. They fall to the floor. Toad slowly eats a chip a chip from his pants.
"WOULD YOU PLEASE SLIP IT IN MY ASS TONIGHT?" he asks. Onion pauses for a moment. Then nods.
Onion lowers Toad's pants and says in a deep masculine voice, ". . ." Toad's boner grows. Onion takes an onion out of his pocket and shoves it into Toad's ass. Toad smirks with pleasure.
The two start to exchange in a hot mess of kisses. Lars walks down the boardwalk and stumbles apon them. He screams in horror and runs away. They were going at it for what seemed like an hour when Lars returned with an unexpected guest it was Mario.
Mario exclaimed, "TOAD! How could do this to me?! I thought we shared something special!" A single tear rolls down his cheek, "I even invited you to go carting that one time!"
Taod replied "YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! IM IN LOVE WITH ONION!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!"
The end?