A/N: I guess you could call these all a bunch of one-shots, that may or may not somehow become connected at some point - just for some more comedic situations.

Title was inspired by The Doors' Song "Hello I Love You"

Sooo! This first one is for Litari Kisaru who requested this in a review for my other fic: Well She's Not Scared Anymore.

Pairings: Itonami, slight!Karmanami

Hello, I Love You

~ Jealous ~

"Could you maybe, um, make a machine for me?"

Unbelievable.

"Sure. What kind, Okuda-san?"

Was this really happening?

"Hm, well I'm not sure, one that could help me out with preparing materials in making poisons."

"That might be difficult, do you want it to be able to separate the chemicals from each other?"

Karma listened, as his assassination partner and the new, but not really, just returning, student Itona talked about things for assassination. The red head reluctantly admitted to himself that he was surprised, maybe even a little bit disappointed, when Okuda decided she would talk to Itona during the break instead of him.

Here she was, asking a favor from a guy she didn't know, and probably wasn't yet comfortable with, instead of him. He could make a machine too. He was Akabane Karma, he could figure it out, probably faster than Itona.

Well.

Maybe.

Probably not.

He'd try to make something.

That's what really counts.

"Wow, this is just a rough design? So detailed!"

Glancing over at the raven-haired girl, he saw her staring in awe at a piece of paper on Itona's desk.

"I can't guarantee that the first design will work properly, so I'd suggest we do some test runs not involving any chemicals."

"Good idea. Oh, for doing this for me, I'll do you a favor too."

"Hm, well, if you're offering, could you make me a gas using anti-sensei bb pellets?"

"Sure thing!"

The two of them looked over the designs that the platinum haired boy was drawing, unconsciously Okuda had bent over a little, and was leaning over Itona's shoulder, watching him draw the design.

It might not seem like anything much to most everyone in the classroom. Well, it certainly became something when Nakamura made an off-handed comment that the two straightforward characters in the classroom were getting along really well.

Korosensei's face became blank, and then he had this horrified look on his face as he started to think that maybe one of his OTPs would never become canon, and then he started to sulk, going over a dry-erase board filled with his little 'plans' to get his OTPs together, erasing some notes. But then he turned pink, got a bigger dry-erase board, and wrote in a new pairing, and then started to laugh, thinking to himself that his romance novel based on real life would be better than he had expected.

Karma was about to lose his cool, what with Nakamura and Fuwa arguing over a cliche story line for the two straightforward characters, Korosensei's sleazy planning, and now it would appear that Itona has this slight pink blush on his cheeks as he ever so slowly and subtly moves in his seat away from Okuda, being the second one to notice her feminine charm. Just great.

But he is not jealous. No, there is nothing to be jealous of.

Until Terasaka bumps into the short girl, and she loses her balance and puts her hand on Itona's shoulder. Itona turns his head, and they - uh, their lips, they touch for about two seconds.

It is not a kiss. Karma convinces himself.

"Oooohhhh!" Nakamura snapped a picture of the two, and is grinning.

A few others are just staring at the two, of course, the more perverted boys are cheering for Itona. And then Karma stands up and leaves the room.

"Nope. not jealous." He mutters.

He lies.

A/N: so xD this focused a bit more on Karma. But anyways, it's mostly Itonami.

Next one is for Quilla The Silent, you pun lover xD

Preview for next chapter:

"I feel like I've been hit with chloroform, because you just knocked me out when you entered the room."

"Eh? But how would you be able to recover so quickly?"