Title: Conversations on a Motel Bed 4
Words: 97
Summary: Drabble. Dean learns gay slang.
Warnings: Weecest! \o/
Rating: R (for language and Dean)
Disclaimer: If I could, I would. But I don't
Notes: This consist entirely out of conversations and I hope it's clear who says what J
plus: there's a lil dictionary at the end :P
"So Sam…"
"Hm?"
"Are you a friend of Dorothy?"
"What are you-?"
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"So Sam 71, 99, 66 or just 68."
"…."
"Or you just want me to start rimming?
"What-? "
" Eat jam? poundcake; lickety-split; play the piano; shove you the tongue; smear the tuna-"
"DEAN!"
"Snarf it; sugar bowl pie; take a trip to the moon; tell a French joke; thirty-nine it-"
"…."
"tongue sandwich; toss a salad; whitewash the back 40."
"Okay. Sure."
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"You know Sam, you're quite a pushy bottom."
"...."
"FYI."
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"Sam…"
"hm"
"You're my Judy."
"Sure Dean."
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End
Dictionary:
71: Sexual position, blowing eachother while fingerfucking
66: Lapsex
99: buttsex!
68: You do me, and I'll owe you one.
Rimming (and all the other equivalents): Oral stimulation of the anus
Friends of Dorothy: Often referring to a gay or queer man.
My Judy: Term used by gay men to describe a dear or best friend. The term "My Judy" is in reference to gay icon Judy Garland