WARNING: THIS HAS SOME SPOILER FROM RECENT MANGA CHAPTERS. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SEE THE SPOILERS, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS AT ALL. ENJOY.
Naruto's words had not gotten through to Obito. The chakra tug-o-war was lost and now Obito was even stronger. The Alliance was losing. They were done for.
Naruto leaned against Sasuke, gasping for air. He had ran out of Kurama's chakra and was now back in his normal state. Sasuke, was in a similar state, but not as badly exhausted. They were thinking of a new way to strike at Obito before he would obliterate them all.
"Naruto..." Obito spoke from the air he was floating on, "You words mean NOTHING! There will be nothing left in this world in a matter of a few minutes. I have won!" Obito started to laugh the standerd villainous laugh.
"My words meant nothing..."
"...but me and the dobe have a new way to kick your ass."
Obito stopped laughing and glanced at the two best friends. What were they planning on bringing out? He had already defeated the Kyuubi Susanoo. What could they possibly do now?
Blood started to drip from Naruto and Sasuke. It was making a small pool of their blood below them. Once the pool extended from Naruto's foot to Sasuke's foot (About 15 inches apart). They both slammed their hands on the ground.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"
"What are they doing?" Kakashi had returned from the Kamui realm to see what his two students were doing. "The seals are intertwining. And that's a self summon! Minato-sensei, what is happening?!"
"A crossed self-summon. It's practically smashing themselves together." Minato answered back, "It's a fusion."
Then, there was a bright light.
When the light cleared, Naruto and Sasuke had disappeared. All that was left was a man with black spikey hair wearing an orange training suit, and not very ninja looking (we all know who he is).
"Obito!" He had a voice that did not resemble Naruto or Sasuke's. "You are going to lose!"
"How? You just smashed yourselves together, you are neither stronger nor weaker. I still win."
"Then check this out!" The man got into a fighting position and held his hands to his right side. A small blue orb appeared in between his hands.
"KAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"MEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"HAAAAAAAAAA-"
MEEEEEEEEEEE-"
The orb kept drawing in what seemed like chakra and was starting to expand. The area around it darkened to a deep blue, and the man was smiling.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
As the man moved the orb to in front of him, the orb changed from a orb to a beam, and was now heading towards Obito. Obito was speechless by the immense power the man had to even create a beam of chakra. He pulled out a shield of black chakra to protect him, but the bream busted through.
"IMPOSSIBLE!"
And as Obito was disintegrated by the beam, the man made from Naruto and Sasuke transformed back into the two friends.
And thus, they won the war.
Meh...First attempt and ONLY attempt at a Crack Story. Thought this was funny, I don't know. Meh...