Miyako x Yuno
Husband and Wife
Chapter 1: Honeymoon and Farming
Yuno: The remainder of our high school years were blessed and before graduation Sae and Hiro revealed to Miyako and I that they were dating and planned to live in an apartment together. Naturally I was very happy they could find love so quickly, though secretly I always expected this, even hoped for it.
Miyako: Congratulations! I hope you find ways to make babies!
Sae: T-thanks, Miyako.
Hiro: Yes, we're very glad you two have accepted this so wonderfully. It really makes everything much sweeter.
Sae: You guys take care of yourselves; these past few years have been the best of my life. I want us to keep in touch and meet up every once in a while. Let's not let this…you know, d-disappear from our hearts.
Miyako: Of course not! There might be a chance Yuno and I will start dating too and get married!
Yuno: I wasn't expecting that!!
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Yuno: Somehow that's what happened. Miyako and I got married. It all happened so quickly, from sharing an apartment to dating to marriage. I'm in love. And our wedding was wonderful. Miyako even edited the wedding cake herself.
Yuno: Miyako, why are there little children and rabbit figures around the bride and groom?
Miyako: Because what you put on top is what you hope for in the future. That's the rule isn't it? We shall forever be bride and groom.
Yuno: So you want eight children and two rabbits?
Miyako: You forgot the little bowl of soup behind the groom. But I couldn't find an alien and dinosaur figure anywhere. This will have to do.
Yuno: Our future would have been too much if that were true. What would our eight children, two rabbits and the bowl of soup think?
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Yuno: Our honeymoon started off shaky. Miyako didn't quite grasp what it meant. She came into the hotel room with grocery bags, still wearing her groom suit.
Yuno: What are the groceries for?
Miyako: What else? Our honeymoon. I bought moon pies and a jar of honey. Let's start!
Yuno: That's not the precise meaning of a honeymoon. And what's the other thing in the bag?
Miyako: A whip!
Yuno: BDSM?!
Miyako: For when we fight the aliens and dinosaurs!
Yuno: Somehow I am relieved she bought moon pies and honey.
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Yuno: We spent our time wildly, doing whatever made us happy. Sometimes we made love and many times Miyako just ate in bed. We decided to walk on the beach today.
Miyako: Look! A jellyfish!
Yuno: Don't touch it!
Miyako: Help me!
Yuno: We need a doctor!
Miyako: Yuno, pee on me.
Yuno: Urine fetish?!
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Yuno: I later discovered that it was an old wives' tale to use urine to cure jellyfish stings. In the hospital the doctor explained that in many cases it could make the situation worst. Miyako recuperated in bed with me by her side.
Yuno: I'm sorry I thought you had a weird fetish.
Miyako: It's okay. I'm still groggy but can you do something for me?
Yuno: What is it?
Miyako: Put on a nurse's outfit? I want you to take care of me.
Yuno: Of course.
Miyako: Mmm…Yuno is so cute in a nurse outfit. Makes me want to grab her.
Yuno: Then I discovered Miyako's real fetish. She made sure I knew that.
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Yuno: After our honeymoon we went house shopping. I only wished for a cozy place that felt like home and since Miyako was an expert at relaxing, she picked out our first locations.
Yuno: Miyako…isn't this a slum?
Miyako: Brings back memories doesn't it?
Yuno: I…I wouldn't know. M-maybe you should tell me more about your childhood, I'm beginning to think bad things happened.
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Yuno: Miyako told me her tale of survival and poverty at a local café. It touched my heart, I never knew about the turmoil in her life. She would occasionally bring it up but always in a happy manner so I never suspected anything.
Miyako: And so we bought several lottery tickets, only to befriend disappointment.
Yuno: How can you say that with a smile? You're stronger than I ever imagined.
Miyako: I lived through it so I'm happy. Can I have another biscuit?
Yuno: Yes, order as many as you want. Please eat the meals you never had.
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Yuno: For the next month I let Miyako eat whatever she wanted, no matter the portions. Unfortunately this put us in great debt as she ate too much and I paid little attention to our small paychecks. Somehow we were able to save up for a computer for Christmas.
Yuno: How's the internet?
Miyako: Fun! I've downloaded all kinds of things! Here, you can go on now, I'm done.
Yuno: What's this? Our computer's been infected?!
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Yuno: Foolishly I clicked the pop ups that said they could fix our computer. They did nothing and took our money.
Yuno: Where did all these pop ups come from? We just got our computer today and it's already infected…
Miyako: Maybe I should delete my downloads.
Yuno: Miyako…all your downloads have dirty names. What kind of videos did you get?
Miyako: Sexy videos.
Yuno: You've violated and corrupted our computer.
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Yuno: The repair bills for our computer were quite lethal to our budget, sinking us further into debt. I began "googling" things, learning new and sometimes scary things every day. Miyako was looking up agriculture too; perhaps she wanted a new hobby.
Miyako: I'm back home from the store!
Yuno: Good, what did you get?
Miyako: A till, a water pot and some seeds.
Yuno: We're not that bad in debt Miyako. There's no need to resort to farming.
Miyako: Don't worry, I did this a lot as a kid.
Yuno: I'm sorry…please, eat how ever many snacks you want from the fridge.
Miyako: Alright!!
Yuno: Those words managed to put us further in debt. Soon farming was a major option. Our landlady was kind enough to give us a small portion of the yard to convert into a crop field.
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Yuno: I want to help with the farming too. You're working really hard so I should help and give you a chance to relax.
Miyako: That's really nice of you but do you know what to do?
Yuno: I bought a reference guide, it's called Harvest Moon.
Miyako: A video game?
Yuno: Farm simulation game!
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Yuno: Unfortunately it didn't simulate everything correctly. Miyako began playing it too, learning new things that weren't true.
Miyako: I've been fishing in this puddle all day and not a single fish!
Yuno: We can't keep using the closet for chickens and sheep.
Miyako: I wanted to upgrade my axe but I don't have any platinum.
Yuno: If we had platinum we wouldn't be doing any of this…
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Yuno: One day I returned home from shopping to see a terrible sight.
Yuno: Miyako! Is that…a shotgun?
Miyako: Yep! People have been taking our crops. Time to settle things.
Yuno: You seem quite handy with that.
Miyako: It's not my first time handling a firearm.
Yuno: I feel safe but miserable from those words.
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Yuno: How about a scarecrow instead? It might just be birds or raccoons taking our crops.
Miyako: That sounds good; it'll at least tell people that we don't want our crops taken.
The next morning….
Yuno: Looks like all our crops are still there.
Miyako: Of course, I gave my shotgun to the scarecrow. He's been doing a good job protecting our crops.
Yuno: I hope it doesn't come to life and kill us.
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Yuno: This was a rather eventful start to the rest of our lives.