When Countries Collide

by Skyward Snail

What happens when Hetalia characters come together? In this fic, you decide. Well, actually, you provide ideas/my brain fuel and then I decide, but that is if you put it meanly. I stink at summaries. And the characters say Prussia and Spain, but they are not main or anything, they're just gonna be in it a bit, along with France. Bad Touch Trio! Kesesesese! Hopefully England too!

1. Introductions

FanFiction

Chapter 1: Introductions

Hi, this is the unnaturally and absurdly awesome authoress, Dark Sunset. However, whenever I refer to myself, which will be a lot, I don't want to have to type all of that, so now I will come up with a nickname for myself. Let's see... My job title is Official Super Ambassador of Awesomeness, which I guess could be abbreviated by the letters O.S.A., which i could make into osa, which means chief in Japanese, so you can all refer to me as Chief from now on. And just a warning, you will die if you try anything, because Prussia's vital regions are MINE (I mean nothing dirty by this) and I ain't makin' no exceptions. Anyway, enough with me... JUST KIDDING, I'm way too awesome for there to ever be enough of me, but I do really need to get on to the rest of this chapter, so yeah.

INFO

this is a random section that has random info that may or may not have to do with this FanFiction. Reading this is optional. All other parts of this FanFiction are not optional and must be read unless they have been marked otherwise by the Chief. Optional sections will be marked using the following picture of Gilbird: ?

A term that will commonly be used in this FanFiction is the title 'Bad Touch Trio', which refers to Spain, France, and most awesomely, Prussia.

In this FanFiction, you may see the term Preußen used, which is just another way of referring to His Awesomeness. I'll give you one guess as to who I am talking about.

Just so you know, Königsberg was the capital of Prussia before Berlin, so there will definitely be a lot of references to the name, I just have not decided what they will be.

While reading this FanFiction, you may notice some words, phrases, or terms in German, Spanish, French, or other languages used. Rest reassured, there will be an glossary at the end that you can reference in order to understand what is being said. The only language that will not have its words in the index is basic English. If a complicated English word is used, it's definition may appear in the glossary. If you find an English word that you think to be complicated yet it does not appear in the glossary, either consult a dictionary(my own personal recommendation), a peer, review asking about it, or consult your English teacher for possible extra lessons due to your inability to understand simple English(I highly recommend that one as well, even though I myself have never had to try it). Please note that this chapter will not have a glossary due to certain complications(It's frackin' 2:30 am and I don't feel like doing it. Not that I'm going to sleep anytime soon, I'm just too awesomely lazy to do it right now. Plus there is only one foreign word in this chapter, which is explained on the spot, and not really any complicated words that actually matter.

You may also consult the glossary for info on references to anime/manga that are not Hetalia: Axis Powers or Hetalia: World Series.

OCs will probably not appear, unless you count the Chief as an OC and not an authoress, but if others do appear, they will not be anything crazy, probably not even OCs, more like my friends with different names because I felt like changing their names under the circumstances.

This is my first fanfic, but I'm not going to say not to be very critical of me, I'm going to say to be VERY critical of me, because the more feedback I have, the more I can improve the quality of my fanfic. But trust me, if you try to correct me on spelling, you will be wrong, because I know how to spell. I got fifth in the Iowa State Spelling Bee only because the pronouncer pronounced my word wrong, and even though I was practically interrogating her about the pronunciation, she insisted she was pronouncing it correctly. After I missed the word, even though if she had pronounced it right I would have gotten it, the girl who had to get two right to get me out got the words geometry and symmetry, which are not only absurdly easy but are also practically the same word, and the word I got was aeronauTICS, even though it was continually pronounced to me as aeronauNICS. So my point is, don't underestimate my awesome spelling abilities.

So, I think that is enough for the info section, so let's move on to the next.

THIS FANFICTION

This FanFiction does not have an actual storyline, but instead I will be taking requests from readers for things for our great friends to do. These friends include the Bad Touch Trio, Moi(Me, Cheif Her Awesomeness, etc.) and any other characters(no OCs) that you would wish to include. Please no pairings or yaoi of any type(I absolutely HATE yaoi). If I do not receive any good requests within 3 days of the posting of a chapter, I will need to come up with something on my own. You do not want me to have to come up with something on my own. Not that it would be bad, it would be totally awesome, maybe even approaching the awesomeness level of a certain Teutonic Knight(Prussia) but it may put me in a very bad mood and cause some of our friends some harm.

In the next chapter, I hope to actually get started on this thing.

But in order for me to do that, I'm gonna need some reviews. So now I will threaten you Poland style!

Begin reviewing with ideas within the next three minutes or your capital will become Warsaw within the next 72 hours! Alveterzane(Goodbye)!

Kesesesese~

~Chief