Note: This is done in a YuGiOh Abridged Style. If you have so clue what that is, look up littlekuriboh or CardGamesFTW on Google or YouTube.
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh. Kazuki Takahashi does. I do not own YuGiOh abridged. Littlekuriboh does.
Random fact: Did you know the guy who voices Joey actually likes the whole "Brooklyn rage" thing and has said it at several anime conventions? How super special awesome is that!
Me: Hello and welcome to my show!
*Audience cheers*
Me: Today we have our good friends, Marik and Bakura! *quieter* AKA thiefshipping.
*Backstage our guests are just about to go on*
Bakura: How the bloody hell did we get dragged into this again?
Marik: She threatened Mr. Tweetums!
Bakura: You mean I'm going on this bloody fangirls bloody show all for a bird?
Marik: If Mr. Tweetums gets hurt, you will pay.
*Both go onstage holding hands. Marik is smiling and waving, Bakura doesn't care until Marik elbows him. He gives a small smile and barely waves. They both sit down.*
Me: Yay, here you are~! Now it's time to ask the audience some questions! Who has a question?
*Audience members raise hands*
Me: How about you? *Points at Espa Roba* what's your question? *Hands microphone*
Espa Roba: THIS MICROPHONE IS NOT WORTH ME HOLDING IT! THOUGH IT WOULD MAKE A NICE COASTER FOR MY DRINK!
Yami: *In audience….somewhere* Why am I not surprised? *Notices Bakura wearing his leather pants* He still has them! *Can't wait to get him and get to wear leather pants again instead of jeans*
Me: Right… so what's your question?
Espa Roba: WOULD ANYONE LIKE THIS BABY ME AND MY BROTHERS REALLY HAVE NO USE FOR IT!
Me: Uh, I don't think I have what it takes to raise a child…
Bakura: I-*Marik elbows him* grrrr…. I mean we are not interested in a child.
Me: Now, be off with you, Charlie Brown, back into the audience.
Espa Roba: THIS SHOW IS NOT WORTH ME BEING THE AUDIENCE IN! HOWEVER, IT WOULD MAKE A NICE COASTER FOR MY DRINK! *leaves*
Me: *sarcasm* that's not weird at all….
Marik: That guy says he has physic powers but… he doesn't
Me: Oh yeah he just has his brothers tell him what cards his opponent , doesn't he? Anyways, who's next?
*audience raises hands*
Me: *Points to Tea* You.
Tea: Would you like to hear a friendship speech?
Me: Oh, god, no. SECURITY!
*Security takes her away*
Tea: THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WILL SAVE ME!
Me: Whew, safe! Let's see, who's next….
*audience raises hands*
Me: *Points to Joey* Y- never mind.
Joey: Nyeh, BROOKLYN RAGE!
Me: *Points to Rex* You!
Rex: Heh heh… she digs me.
Weevil: Hey, no fair I saw her first!
Rex: No I did.
Weevil: Oh, yeah.
Me: OK and what's your question?
Rex: You're hot.
Me: Right……….. Go away before I call security!
Rex: Did I just score?
Me: Well, that's all the time we have today! Our guest will be returning tomorrow! Now because the audience didn't ask any good questions today, I'm offering tickets to my show… FOR FREE! If you want to submit a question and maybe be in the next episode, just leave a comment or PM me and tell me the name you want on the show (leave blank if you want your name) your gender (I'll just guess if left blank), your question (if left blank, then you just wasted your time), and who is it for (if left blank I'll just guess). Also, PM me or leave a comment with which YuGiOh character you want on the show! Thank you and have a great night!
*Meanwhile at the café where me, Bakura, and Marik went after the show.*
Me: *Goes to counter*
Guy: Oh, you must be here for the pornography!
Me: *0.o* No…. I just want a latte…. My friends here don't anything. They're a little grumpy.
Bakura: Yeah after you-
Me: *Death glare*
Bakura: *Doesn't care, but doesn't want to cause a scene either*
Guy: Hey you're the girl from the show!
Me: Yes I am. They were on today's show actually.
Guy: I know, I saw. Jeez, you can get some weird folks in the audience on that show….
Me: Tell me about it.
Guy: *Hands latte* that'll be-
Seto: Will this cover it?*Places large amount of money on table*
Me: Oh my gawd, Seto Kaiba is paying for my latte.
Seto: That's only because your dweeb show helps me to not have to listen to my brother complaining. Speaking of him, where did he go? *Thinking*Ugh, he must have been kidnapped again!*runs off*
Me: Bye! Thanks for watching! … I think.
*All three of us sit down together*
Bakura: Now what's this about us coming next week?
Marik: Yeah, you gave me back Mr. Tweetums, so what are you going to do?
Me: Well unless you want these to leak out on the internet…. *Takes out pictures of them kissing*
Bakura: And we'll tell everyone they're fakes!
Marik: But they're n-
Bakura: *Stomps on his foot*
Marik: I mean, tell her, Fluffy!
Bakura: I thought I told you not to call me that in public!
Me: *Takes notes*Bakura doesn't like the nickname "Fluffy" *Hides notebook* So are you guys in?
Marik: I guess me don't have a choice.
Bakura: But this is the absolute last time we help you, you got that?
Me: Sure… *Evil laugh*