BluePhantom15: This is complete and utter pointless crack. It's Misa's parody of All Star by Smash Mouth.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or the song All Star by Smash Mouth.

Misa Misa walked into the task force headquarters and noticed a strange colourful box in the corner of the room.

"Hey Matsuda, what is that weird machine" She asked curiously.

"Oh that's a karaoke machine, Misa Misa!" The young male said cheerfully.

"A karaoke machine...? Misa wants to try it! Oh can Misa sing, please, please? "

"I don't think-" Light started but was cut off by a loud

"NO!" that Mogi, Ide, and Aizawa managed to all shout simultaneously.

But it was already too late. The music had already started.

OOHHH!

"Kira once told me the world is gonna own me,

I ain't the smartest girl is what he said.

Then there was Ryuzaki, a man that was kinda wacky,

With the shape of an L on his forehead.

Well, the case starts running and the NPA won't stop coming,

Back to the photo shoot got to make myself look stunning

It didn't make sense not to bring Rem,

She always reminds me how I'm her gem.

There is so much to do, so much to see,

So what's wrong with bringing my death note with me?

You never know when L might show.

And his name Light might need to know.

Hey now I'm a pop star, trying to get my lip gloss to stay,

Hey now I'm a model, grab my black dress, make way.

And nothing shines brighter then my darling Light,

Wishing upon a star he'll be my white knight.

Task force head quarters, it's a weird place.

And with L it's even odder,

You think things are complicated now,

wait till L keels over.

But with Light in charge everything's great,

I'm just hoping things will stay that way.

My worlds a lot better,

How about yours?

Oh wait I don't care, cause listening to you would be such a bore.

Hey now I'm a pop star, rocking the whole world by day.

Hey now I'm a model, getting my hair to fall the right way.

My lovely Light is the reason why I sing,

One day I hope to hear those wedding bells ring.

Dun dun duna duna duna duna,

dun dun duna duna duna duna.

Oh I love Light with all my heart ~

Without him my life would be so dark.

Sayu once asked me, was my love for Light everlasting?

I said there was no way it would be anything less.

She said wow, what a great gal, I hope my brother will do you proud,

And that the world will shout your name.

And I said,

Hey now I'm a pop star, and the second Kira by the way,

Hey now I'm a model, making all those bad guys pay.

And nothing shines brighter then my darling Light,

Wishing upon a star he'll be my white knight.

For my lovely Light is the reason why I sing,

One day I hope to hear those wedding bells ring.

And I hope one day I'll hear those wedding bells ring..."

"Did you get that?" asked a white haired boy hiding behind one of the fake plants.

"Yes Near sir, everything has been recorded as you requested. And might I say that your plan to sneak a Karaoke box into the task force headquarters to expose Kira's true identity was genius."

Near gave one of his devious smirks.

And a very loud

"MISA YOU IDIOT!" could be heard throughout the great Kanto region of Japan.

BluePhantom15: XD. Sorry if it sucked. I don't know WHAT I was on when I wrote this. Being sugar high produces crab like this... O well, remember the review button loves you, so love it back. That or one day you might mysteriously find a karaoke machine in your bedroom : ). Review!