a/n: hi ive never written fic before so please go easy on me lol! I love skins its my favorite show (except for the secret life of the american teenager). Please help me out im new at this!

hi nice to meet you! My name is effy and I was named after the eiffel tower. Let me introduce myself. I live in britian and my favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry. My favorite color is purple and i'm a dreamer. Theres always some wacky idea going around in my head lol. Sometimes I wish that I could just find the guy who is right for me because I believe that EVERY 1 has a soulmate you just need to know where to look. But im still looking. I do have a boyfriend though his name is freddie and he's really cute. As a matter of fact freddie is so cute that he was coming to my house at this very moment.

While I waited for freddie to arrive I took a bath and began to stare at the ceiling, dreaming. I dreamt of my prince charming coming into the bathroom and sweeping me away and taking me to my fantasy kingdom where we would live happily ever after.

Then suddenly RING. The phone rang and I picked it up. It was freddie! "hi honey," I said.

"hi baby," he whispered. "listen I cant come over right now im sorry. I have band practice with j and cook."

I gasped. Freddie and his friends are in a band. The band is called COOK and the cookies. I am so mad because freddie is the most talented person in the band but sometimes I just wish he would grow some balls and demand that they change the name of the band to include freddie. But freddie is too scared. He is too scared that cook will kick him out of the band. I wish freddie would know that I would love him even if he wasn't in a band.

"but I thought cook canceled band practice today?" i inquired.

"well you know about j's suicide attempt right?"

"yeah." I sighed. J had tried to commit suicide yesterday. He was diseased and he had taken a lot of pils and then jumped out the window. Luckily he hadnt died. He was taken to the hospital and the doctors prevented him from dying.

Freddie said "well the doctors recommended that j do some stuff so that his mind would be distracted from trying to commit suicide. So we're gonna have band practice and right some new songs and stuff."

"kool. When are you going to ask cook to change the name of the band to include u?"

But freddie hung up cause he didn't like talking about that. I began to dream again and this time in my dream I was eating strawberry ice cream with my prince charming. But then RIGN. I picked up the phone and it was pandora!

"pandora you bitch," I shouted. "I told you not 2 call me while im dreaming!!"

"HI EFFA," shouted pandora. "GUESS WHAT. IM REALLY HIGH AND DRUNK I TOOK A LOT OF DRINKS. ANYWAY I TOLD MY MOM SHE WAS A BITCH CAUSE IM DRUNK AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IM ALSO DOING!"

"what"

"I'M MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE! BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO!"

I began to search my mind 4 all the possible guys that pandora could be making out with. I thought maybe cook but then I remembered that cook was at band practice and so was j and freddie. And freddie wouldn't even be making out with pandora because he's my boyfriend and hes in love with me and stuff. So it wasn't freddie. But then I thought maybe pandora was at band practice with the guys!!! But why would they invite pandora to band practice and not me? Shes not even that pretty sorry but its true.

Then I thought it was probably tomas who she was making out with. Tomas is an exchange student from africa but he went back to africa. I guess hes back now, making out with pandora. So I decided that it was probably tomas she was making out with.

I got out of the bathtub and got dressed. Then I walked to pandoras house to welcome tomas back from africa. I opened the door of her house but what I saw was not pandora making out with tomas!!!!! It was pandora making out with someone completely shocking……………