And I begin my litany
Of people killed by mostly me
Class Pet Hamster, he's first in line
Underwood not far behind
Ripped an arm off Jackie Ronson
Marty Benson not so squeamish
Sandra Tammy crushed by boiler
Petty Sammy anus-bending
Anton Walters he expoloded
Richard got his chest imploded
Betty Quinn she was de-eyeballed
Samuel on a pike was spitted
Cranial-crush Frankie Selds
Ocho Dann was kicked to death
Smashed was Ellie Joseph
Samantha had to join the Navy

The Litany of the Vanquished
The Litany of the Slain
You know their names will someday vanish
Enshrined in death they shall remain

Marty Celds death came quickly
Maggie Celds slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of Norbet Flay
Leo Hamms, yeah we betrayed ya
Crucified Samantha Helms
Bested Tammy, threats were hollow
Bobbly waged his mortal combat
Eddie Rambo raped with wombat

The Litany of the Vanquished
Loretta yes she lost her Breath
Tina Gray was drowned in blood
The Litany
Rod Lane was beaten badly
Glen was hacked and slashed up madly
of the Slain

Marge Thompson waped til dead
Schnieder claw through the waist
You know their names
Ron Grady slashed up fast
Andy with a face-rip fast
will someday vanish

Ricky Larue he was boiled
Nate Flanders was thricely fried
Enshrined in death
Garrett got a fiery death
Harold had to bite the meat hook
they shall remain

Betty Debs disemboweled
Bobert Garrison raked and trowled
Kerry had no luck
Jesse with a facial claw swipe
Lisa she had her face melted
Phillip was thricely belted
Jennifer glass and fire
Taryn got pointy overdose
Will Stanton heart attack
Donald Thompson hammer whack
Bloody beatdown Nancy Thompson
Roland Kincaid was chopped at chin
Joey Crusel stuck and skewered
Kristen Parker was manured