Totally Condemned Island Chapter 1: Character List, a total drama series fanfic

In case you haven't guessed, I currently am having a writers' block on Mouse Race, and college life isn't helping much either. So, I'm going to start another long parody in the hopes that it somehow helps me relieve myself of my writers' block.

Before I start this story, I want to explain a few things about it to make sure you don't get too confused.

First of all: If you have never seen the movie The Condemned, this will spoil a lot for you; however, if you don't plan on seeing the movie at all, you may enjoy this. Also, if you have seen the movie, you'll probably know what's going to happen in the fic, so please don't spoil it for everyone else.

Second, If you're wondering where this idea came from, here are some things that inspired me:

The aerial views of Camp Wawanakwa Island.

When Heather wears those sunglasses, she reminds me of Saiga.

Virtual non-existance of The Condemned fanfictions.

Because of these things, I have come up with the idea to put the characters of Total Drama Island into an even more horrifying reality game show. Though I will attempt to keep their personalities in check, please keep in mind that they are providing the roles for the characters in The Condemned, and therefore may be OOC for a good portion of the fanfic. This fanfic is also for the most part solely based on the movie, but not entirely (that wouldn't be fun at all, would it?). So yes, it's "AU."

Here's the Character List (subject to change for the time being):

Duncan – Jack Conrad/Riley*

Chris M. – Ian Breckel

Eva – Ewan McStarley**

Izzy – Saiga

Courtney – Sarah Cavanaugh

Trent and Gwen – Paco and Rosa

Cody – Goldman

Harold – Eddie C.

Beth – Bella

Noah – Baxter***

Lindsay – Julie

Chef Hatchet – Petr***

Heather – Dominic**

Owen – Bartender

Katie and Sadie – Hidden Cameramen

Tyler and Ezekiel – Production Studio Guards

DJ – Kreston Mackey

Leshawna – Yasantwa

Psycho Killer – Helmut

Bridgette – Donna Sereno (Interviewer)

Geoff and Justin – FBI Agents

Pizza Guy – Another Production Crew Member

*The "Conrad/Riley: FBI agent" storyline has been taken out of this. Dunc's a true criminal in this story.

** Originally, Heather was going to be McStarley and Eva was going to be Dominic, but I changed this for several reasons. First, I don't think Heather can last in a fist fight with Duncan. Second, Eva's anger issues can really come into play in the ending. Third, I don't think you want to put up with Heather throughout the entire fanfic.

***Originally, Chef was going to be Baxter, since Baxter is Breckel's right-hand man in the movie, but then I realized I had no one to go into Petr's role (Noah's too lazy to do it, and Psycho Killer's already taken). Plus, Noah would probably know more about how an ankle bomb works than Chef. Also, the only scene in the movie where Goldman and Baxter "interact" would not be as dramatic if Chef were Baxter. If you have seen the movie, you probably know the scene (especially since I don't think there's any other scene where Baxter and Goldman are even in the same room). If you haven't, and you're one of those crazy fangirls (like Izzy) who often think of pairing Cody and Noah up… well… you probably won't like this.

Of course, I couldn't forget about the disclaimer.