One Day, Dio was in his house, watching TV naked, like he always did. He was watching how to catch a predator. (Or at least he said he was. Probably looking at hentai or some crap.) but then he notices from across the street, Rathan's Bline house, that a huge light is emitting from there! He decided it wasn't very important, so he looked back at the tv and started thinking about if he should chat with some underage girl so he could meet Chris Hanson and fuck him. Meanwhile, Rathan Bline had set up a pentagram on the floor of his house, and was trying to resurrect Manga Dick Guy. Rathan Bline began speaking strange, ancient spells of a 2000-year-old Japanese dialect as he fiddled his diddle. He was fiddling his diddle so hard that MDG(manga dick guy) was starting to form, limb by limb, starting with the penis. As Rathan Bline did this he noticed another penis beginning to form, a red dick, it was almost the size of Manga Dick Guys, but not quite. It was then that satan appeared, in all his glory, 12 inch D and all.
"How dare you summon me?!" Satan roared to the timid, flaccid Rathan. Rathan quickly fled over to Dio's house and said "help! I've accidently summoned Satan!" Dio was in the middle of jacking off to Chris Hansons voice, so he lept up, penis erect, ready to dick fight Satan. Satan gave Dio the look. MDG caught up with Satan and Rathan at Dio's house. He wasn't gonna give up Dio's glorious genitals without a fight. So it appeared that MDG and Dio were fighting together against Satan. Dio swung his dick to the left, and Satan started to parry, but the Dio used Za Waurdo and stopped time, and slapped Satan's face with his dick, posed, then started time once again. It was then that a third being began to form amidst the chaos, and it had a turban. Rathan realized, then, that he had made a terrible mistake. Back to the battle, Dio's dick hit from his stopped time flung Satan through the wall and onto the street, where a car was heading straight towards him. Satan caught the car, and broke it in half with his dick, he then ran up to Dio and smacked him so hard Dio's arm came off and Dio uttered "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." Manga Dick Guy was so turned on by the sight of Dio's blood. Suddenly, out in the distance, our queer quartet notices a flying object, gleaming in the light of the sunset. MDG notices this and prepares for the worse, by taking all the gogurts he can from Dio's fridge.
Dio, after besting Satan, noticed Manga Dick Guy and Rathan Bline running off with his gogurts (probably to use as lube) and ran after them, chasing them to the upstairs portion of his house. Dio had thrown Satan out of the window, and he had landed in the middle of the road. The scene turns to black and white, slows down, and sad violin music starts playing as a neo-confederate in a Chevy pickup runs Satan over. "Mmm Whatcha Say" plays as Rathan, Dio, and MDG watch Satan dying on the street. Rathan, Dio and MDG all see the plane flying in towards the house and they all panic, with gogurt flying everywhere. Dio looks up and then remembers he has Za Waurdo, and that he can stop time. The guy who did 9/11 crashes into Dio's house, which explodes in a blaze of fire. Smoke and dust envelop the area that used to be Dio's residence. Rathan and MDG are dead, and Dio rises from the ashes. Through The Fire And Flames by DragonForce plays, as Dio sheds a tear for his comrades lost.