Title: An SVU Night Before Christmas.
Author: Cady James.
Rating: TEEN.
Chapters: 1.
Categories: Poetry, Humor, Crime.
Characters: Ensemble.
Summary: My version of a classic poem.
Author Notes: This did get a little twisted and written quickly. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. Disclaimer: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit does not belong to me; neither do the characters. They belong to NBCUniversal and Dick Wolf, and one of the most amazing casts ever assembled on television.
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the 1-6…
Not a perpetrator was stirring, not even Cragen.
The coffee mugs hung by the coffee with care,
In hopes that the dedicated detectives soon would be there.
The detectives were snug in their beds,
While visions of justice for victims danced in their heads.
With Benson in her pajamas and Fearlessness necklace,
And Munch in his cap…
They had all gone to sleep, a much-needed rest.
When out in the streets, there was a very loud sound,
A rapist on the loose, would he be found?
Rollins and Fin got called to the scene of the crime…
And assured the victim, that soon she'd be fine.
Meanwhile, Amaro was investigating a young child's fear
Of a pedophile Santa that owned some smuggled reindeer.
It was a repeat offender who was sneaky and quick…
This was another case for Benson and Nick.
He immediately called Cragen and told him the news.
Cragen said to Benson while he looked for more clues.
Amaro called Benson, and Munch in as well…
To help look at evidence and see what rang a bell.
Maybe they could find this molester at best…
It couldn't be that hard, by the way he was dressed.
Benson awoke with a start and snatched up her phone…
She was much too tempted to say she wasn't home.
But, she agreed to come in at this time of the night.
She was Badass Benson; she must win this fight.
Pedophiles deserved to spend life in prison
To think about their nasty decisions
Fin and Rollins tracked down leads to find their rapist,
And came up empty, thinking it was useless.
The guy was too quick and maybe too cunning…
They had to catch him soon; this wasn't funny.
He a bad guy that was still at large…
He had to be taught a lesson, shown how was in charge.
For Munch, Benson and Amaro, it didn't take long;
They found the Bad Santa passed out on someone's lawn.
They dragged him back to cages, stinking and snoring…
He'd sober up soon and lawyer up in the morning.
The children of New York were safe for the night,
And happy opening up presents by Christmas morning's light.
Eventually, Fin and Rollins caught their guy,
He was harassing a woman; he was drunk and he was high.
He screamed at the detectives, that the women were asking for it.
He didn't deny doing it, not one little bit.
The detectives took him and locked him up tight,
And hoped for a calmer, safer, and silent night.
After filing all their DD5s, the detectives for what was to come,
But, in the meantime, they just headed home.
It was after midnight, officially December twenty-five,
Official Christmas, the holiday had arrived.
The city was safe and loved ones held dear,
Merry Christmas to everyone and have a Happy New Year.