hello poeplez! i got me a new story!!!! it's my first sasodei fic. I thought I had a lot of hidakaku fics and i wasn't giving the other akatsuki members enough love. so i thought 'why not write a sasodei fic?' this is what came out of it. hope you like!

Disclaimer: i own nothing.

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Somewhere in the middle of the United States, was a school. This school was very special. Very special indeed. It was made for kids who were, 'special'. Ever since 2006, people had been getting rare powers. Those people were evetually neglected by parents, hated by people at school, gotten threatened to death, etc. So, the headmaster, Madara Uchiha, made this school for those kids. Some were troubled, some were normal freaks.

Deidara Taki was sent to this school by none other than his mom. She discovered the quote 'horribly disgusting' mouths on his hands. Grossed out by this discovery, she sent him here. She did not want her son anymore. She honestly didn't love him anymore, but not all the hate was based on the mouths on his hands. Some of it was based on his sexuality.

Deidara was, beside that, very normal and nowhere out of the ordinary. He had bright blue eyes and blonde hair. Sometimes he was mistakingly called a girl. But, if you saw a boy with a pony tail and blue eyes like his, you would think he was a girl too.

Deidara had been absent from school for some time. He was in court helping deside on who his rightful legal gaurdian would be. He was very happy to return back to where he belonged.

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Deidara sat down in his social studies class. He sat next to his best friend, Hidan.

Hidan and Deidara had been best of buddies for a long time. Ever since Second grade to be precise. Hidan was an albino and immortal. He had platinum colored hair and fuschia colored eyes. He was pretty muscular too. But the thing you remembered the most about Hidan, was how he cursed all the time.

"Hey! Deidara! Been a while! So, you back for fucking good?" Hidan asked.

"Yup, un! Glad to be back, un. Anything interesting happen while I was gone, un?" Deidara asked a little anxious.

"Not much. Nothing exciting ever fucking happens here. Oh! We did get a couple knew students." Hidan replied.

"'Kay, un. What about them, un?" Deidara smirked.

Deidara's companion never told him about knew students unless he had a crush on one. Deidara was excited to hear about one of Hidan's new crushes.

"Nothing. There's just one of the new kids who's my roomie now. He gets on my fucking nerves. He is so fucking... what's the fucking word for it?" Hidan ranted.

"Wait, un. He's your roomate, un? What about me, un?" Deidara felt betrayed by his friend. They had roomed ever since Deidara came to this school. Just the thought of being in a different room was making him queasy.

"Sorry Dei, but the fucking headmaster wanted me to fucking room with him. It wasn't my fucking choice to be with him. By the way, your new roommates name is Sasori. Good luck." Hidan said.

Deidara pouted the rest of class. He couldn't wait to meet his new roomie. (that was sarcasm)

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Deidara walked down the halls to find his room. It had been the one that he and Hidan used to share. Deidara sighed and opened the door to find the room very neat and in order. He was surprised. His room hadn't been that clean since Hidan came. On Deidara's bed sat a red headed boy. He looked to be a year older than himself. He was working on a puppet at the time.

"Who're you?" the red head asked, keeping his eyes on his work.

"Um... I'm Deidara, un. I'm guessing you're my new roomate, un." Deidara responded, trying to sound as nice as he could.

"'Kay." He responded.

"... What's your name, un?" Deidara asked, now pissed at the new dude.

Wasn't it obvious that Deidara was trying to be nice? Well, this dumb new kid obviously didn't want to be nice.

"Sasori." He responded.

"Nice to meet you, un." Deidara chimed.

Sasori stared at the hand Deidara held out to shake. Deidara had been wearing gloves at the time.

"Your supposed to shake it, un." Deidara responded questionably.

"... I don't want to." Sasori finally responded.

Deidara huffed and walked over to his bed. He did not like his new roomate. He was very... withdrawn. He was hard to explain in one word. All Deidara knew, was that he would not get along well with this annoying kid.

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"Hey Hidan, un. What took you so long, un?" Deidara questioned his late friend.

"Nothin." Hidan answered. "Let's just get some fucking lunch. I'm starving."

Deidara noticed that Hidan had a hickey on his neck and had tried to cover it up with a turtle neck.

"What's with the hickey Hidan, un?" Deidara smirked.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Hidan yelled, very flustered.

"Oh, nothing, un. It's just that you have a little red spot on your neck, un." Deidara's smirk grew wider. "You like someone and you didn't tell me, un! Your so mean Hidan, un!, un."

"Fuck you Dei!" Hidan was blushing now.

Master Uchiha had began walking down the hallway now. He was headed toward Deidara.

"Hello Headmaster-Uchiha, un." Deidara greeted.

"Hello Deidara. I was wondering if you'd be able to do a favor for me." Madara asked.

"Sure, un. What do you need, un?" Deidara asked.

"I need you to tutor somone in French."

"Will I get extra credit, un?" Deidara asked.

"50 points worth for every B." Headmaster said.

Deidara nodded in approval and continued walking with Hidan. When they arrived at the lunch room, Deidara was in shock. His seat was taken and his and Hidan's table had been overrun with... with... GIRLY-GIRLS!!(sorry for you girly girls out there) Deidara stared in horror as Hidan calmly shrugged it off.

"What the fuck Hidan, un! What happened to our table, un?!" Deidara screamed.

"Hm? Oh, after you left they just started to take over. I just got a differen't table." Hidan said, walked to the new table.

"Do... do I get to sit there?" Deidara asked shyly.

"Of course you fucking can. I'll just kick some random fucker out." Hidan said dragging Deidara to the new table.

They sat at the first table wich made Deidara uncomftorble. He felt as if he was being watched by all of the lunch people. The nevousness cleared up when Hidan started talking to a tall kid that Deidara presumed to be his roommate (Hidan hadn't made many friends since Deidara because... well... Hidan is Hidan).

The kid was obviously a boy, a tall one at that. He had black stringy hair and green and red eyes. Most of his face was covered by a mask. He seemed normal, but the mask was a little strange. Deidara was now curious.

"What have you been up to?" the kid asked.

"I'd like you to meet my best friend Deidara, Deidara, I'd like you to meet the fucker who's my roommate, Kakuzu." Hidan introduced.

"Nice to meet you, un." Deidara said nicely.

"Nice to meet you too."

"Um, I know it's sudden, but what's under the mask, un?"

"None of your business."

"He didn't even fucking show me! I had to steal his mask while he slept for fucking Jashin's sake!"

"That was disturbing."

Deidara giggled. Then Sasori sat down next to Kakuzu. He was sitting here? I don't think so. This is now my table. I don't want that dummy here. Deidara thought.

"What's up Kakuzu?" Sasori asked.

"Nothin much." Kakuzu replied.

Deidara looked at the clock on the lunch room's wall. It was 1:10. He had to get going for his lessons with this student. He stood up.

"Gotta' get going, un. See ya' later Hidan, un." Deidara left.

"I gotta' get going too. I got some dumbass lessons. See ya' Kakuzu." Sasori left.

"Looks like it's just us." Kakuzu stated.

"We must eat lunch fucking late or something. I'm going back to the fucking room. It's too fucking quiet in here." Hidan said standing up.

Kakuzu stood up too. "I'm coming." Hidan nodded. They left the cafeteria and were walking down the hall in silence when Kakuzu asked,"Does he know?"

"About us? Who?"

"Yes, and Deidara."

"... no. Didn't feel like telling him."

"Good."

"Why?"

"If he tells thaat damned puppet I'll be hearing about it 'till I graduate."

Hidan giggled.

"What's so funny?"

Hidan didn't answer. Kakuzu glared at Hidan. Hdan opened the door to their shared room. Kakuzu violently pushed Hidan into the room onto the floor. Kakuzu shot out his strings and stood Hidan up. He pulled him close.

"Don't you fucking tell him." Kakuzu whispered in Hidan's ear before pulling his mask down and planting a kiss on him.

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Deidara arrived at the library a little late. He walked over to the table that a familiar red head was sitting at.

"Ainsi, vous êtes vraiment un âne sourd-muet, un." Deidara smirked.

"I swear, if you just insulted me I'm going to lock you out of the friken dorm." Sasori glared.

"Why would I do that?" Deidara smirked.

Sasori just growled at him.

"So your gonna be my friken tutor? God I'm gonna die."

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ainsi, vous êtes vraiment un âne sourd-muet, un - so, you really are a dumb ass, un.