okay, new story. but it's a series of unconnected one-shots. there will be attempted humor, implied yaoi, and crackish stuff. There will be tsubasa characters as well as a few XxxHolic characters as well.

Personal note: i have classes once again and i will be more busy then ever so each chapter will be updated between 3 days to 2 weeks. I'll try not to procrastinate.

Disclaimer: if i own them, Kurogane would of french-kiss Fai already. XD since they don't, it's owned by CLAMP.

Tsubasa Characters with Hats

Chapter 1: Syaoron and Seishiro

It was a bright sunny afternoon, with a spectacular blue sky, birds chirping and all is right with the world.

Well…that's it looks like from above. Below is another story.

Below the sky lies a town in ruins, burning up in flames while people scream in terror and agony. There are glass scattered across the roads, children crying for their mommy in every corner, and scattered blood on walls.

On the outskirts of town, there are two people just watching the town go up in flames. One was a brown-haired young man who is wearing a green elf hat. He is watching the town go up in flames in shock. The person next to him was much taller than him with a darker hair color and wearing a top hat. He watched the tragedy with a smile on his face.

The young man turned to his companion with an appalled look on his face. His companion turned and looks at him. His smile didn't lessen.

"Seishiro, what was that all about?!" the young man bluntly asked

Seishiro's smile widened slightly. "I'm not sure what you're referring to, Syaoron."

"You threw a flaming alcohol bottle into each window!"

"I was trying to get a party going, the towns people were getting dull so I tried to liven it up."

"You took all the towns children's' candy and then spat on their faces!"

"I was hungry and the children weren't very nice sharing."

"And then you squirted old ketchup on the walls and screamed out 'murder in the streets!'"

Seishiro quietly laughed, worrying Syaoron even further. "I was reenacting a scene in a play."

"I cannot believe you!" Syaoron was beyond frustrated at this point.

"I will not apologize for acting." Seishiro calmly said. His smile didn't lessen at all.

Syaoron sighed in irritation. Then he notices something different on Seishiro's black shirt.

"Seishiro, why is your shirt splattered with glitter and glue?"

Seieshiro looked down. He smiled. "Oh dear, it seems your right."

Syaoron's eyes narrowed slightly. "What did you do Seishiro?"

Seishiro looked up at Syaoron. "Would you believe it if I was making arts and crafts?"

"No,I would not believe that." Syaoron bluntly said.

"Christmas cards?"

"No."

"Paper dolls?"

"No."

"How about hooker's makeup?"

"Tell me the truth Seishiro!" Syaoron's patience level is down the toilet at this point.

"Fine!" Seishiro said, exasperating. "I took the city's piñata and beat the crap out of it in a warehouse."

Syaoron's eyes widened. "What?! Seishiro!"

"I have a problem. I have a serious problem." Seishiro said calmly; as if it was the most casual statement in the world.

"No kidding!" Syaoron just had had enough of his companion's shenanigans. Turning his head, he sees a wave of fire coming out of the city. He lean his head forward and narrowed his eyes in concentration. Then eyes suddenly widening, he sees an angry mob headed towards their direction. Every member had a pitchfork, guns, or a torch.

Seishiro looked in Syaoron's direction and saw the mob as well. Being the happy jerk that he is, he turns around and ran like hell.

Syaoron looked at Seishiro's fading figure with a shocked look. It was only after the first gunshot that barely missed his head that he thinks that running isn't such a bad idea.

Note to self: Never follow Seishiro when you're bored and willing to do anything. Or you'll get a bullet in your head

END

Llamas with hats gave me the inspiration to do something like this. try to watch it on you tube if you have the chance.

Sidenote: i tried to make Syaoron and Seishiro(hoped i spelled his name right.) as in character as possible but i sorta failed. But please don't flame me on that.

Review please? Constructive criticism as well. ^__^