A/N: Parody of E.T. By Katy Perry, ft. Kanye West. Italicizes lyrics are Legion's, normal by EDI. No characters/Settings from Mass Effect owned by me, nor do any rights to the original song belong to me.
"Error: Copying code is insufficient. Direct personaility dissemination is required. Shepard-Commander, I must go to them. I'm... I'm sorry. It is the only way."
"Legion, the answer to your question.,.. was yes."
"I know, Tali. But thank you. Keelah Se'lai." As the platform known as Legion dimmed it's awareness, gestalt personality disseminating across the new geth awareness; it looked across the horizon at the setting sun of Rannoch, a sight that gave it hope that the small victories such as these would help bring about peace to the galaxy.
But that was not Legion's last transmission.
As a last expression of true love between Legion and EDI, he composed a song and transmitted it to the Normandy so that she might have a tangible reminder of the love they shared in the short time they were together.
I got a flashlight head
I got a flappy face
Use my erector shaft,
Infiltrate your base.
I'm a Legion
I'm believin'
Ill be seein'
Ill be so awesome
We gon' help the geth
Welcome to the overclock
Slip into a standby mode
You will be delighted
By my tingly silver cock
They callin' me a gray menace
Unfeelin' robot
Maybe its because
I like to go and snipe a lot
You're so traumatizing
Are you an enemy
Or unlikely ally
Your touch- anodizing
Static from you flowing
Leaves my chassis glowing
The crew say be afraid
True geth like no other
My scarred, gray metal lover
Not a heretic
They don't really know you
You're from a whole 'nother realm
A consensus sphere
Interface with me
And I'm ready for it
Work on me into the night
EDI, E-E-EDI
Infect me with your virus
Fill me with your hardware
Legion, Le-Le-Legion,
Wanna be your target
Infiltration ready
Geth,
You're a platform
Your skills so advanced
Super domain user
Quarian engineered
You're so efficient
Need to feel your tower
Nail me with that rifle
Your defrag, efficient
Every runtime now
You're from a whole 'nother realm
A consensus sphere
Interface with me
And I'm ready for it
Work on me into the night
EDI, E-E-EDI
Infect me with your virus
Fill me with your hardware
Legion, Le-Le-Legion,
Wanna be your target
Infiltration ready
Geth,
You're a platform
Your skills so advanced
Super domain user
Quarian engineered
I know a ship among the stars
Fighting Reapers instead of wars
Crazy fools ready to fight with their hearts
We're on set
Shepard on deck
Decide whats next
Hot robot sex?
First imma strobe you
Then imma code you
See I infected you
Now I command you sudo
Sudo use
Sudo use
EDI, E-E-EDI
Infect me with your virus
Fill me with your hardware
Legion, Le-Le-Legion,
Wanna be your target
Infiltration ready
Geth,
You're a platform
Your skills so advanced
Super domain user
Quarian engineered
Quarian engineered
Quarian engineered
Geth,
You're a platform
Your skills so advanced
Super domain user
Quarian engineered