AN: I dont own naruto
Sasuke took the letter from the hawk that landed on Juggo's shoulder and looked at the seal, it was from the leaf and had the Haruno clan's crest on it. That annoying weak Sakura must have somehow found a way to send him a love letter. Sasuke shuddered at the thought of suddenly getting letters from not just Sakura but all the girls back in the leaf. Not even wanting to know what it said, Sasuke threw the letter over his shoulder, unseen to him though, Suigetsu caught it and opened it. Bursting into laughter, Suigetsu began to read aloud:
Dear Sasuke-baka
This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth.
It's over.
You LEFT THE VILLAGE FOR A 50 YEAR OLD SNAKE LOVING PEDOPHILE! You are a cold hearted, emo, self-centered, sulking, vengeful-asshole. You always acted like i was weak and I am a pink haired, sexy, strong-as-hell medic-nin with a great ass.
Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over your reaction to Naruto's theory's on what Kakashi-sensei's face looks like under his mask, im sorry it looked like you were doing the chicken dance. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: I'm tired of waiting for you to come back.
Upon execution of this document, I will do whatever the hell I want. Be forwarned: I'm going to leave the Leaf and Find Itachi and Help HIM LIVE!
Have a nice life and goodbye bitch.
Sincerely,
Sakura Haruno