This idea just came to me...I thought what if...so I hope you enjoy...there are 7 parts total, but I want to see the feedback on this before I put any more up....

Its a story about a boy, who gets a call from a women, who's asking for a favor. Boy does he get it all wrong.....

Buzz buzz…."mmmm"…buzz buzz…

Annoyed Puck reached out, groping for his cell phone on the bedside table. He cracked his eye open to peak at the caller ID before answering, "It's too early for this shit!" Puck said sitting up. He recognized the number, even if it wasn't programmed into his contact list; it was Finn's house phone. If it had been anyone else, especially after all the shit that just went down with baby-gate 2009, he would have ignored the call.

Not sure how this conversation was going to go Puck hesitantly answered the phone, "Yeah!"

"Afternoon Noah!" Finn's mom greeted him cheerfully. He relaxed back against his headboard slightly. "I didn't wake you did I?" She sounded concerned, Puck looked over at the clock but suppressed the moan he would have normally expressed realizing it was actually one o'clock in the afternoon, and not earlier like he thought.

'Must have been some night last night!' He thought to himself, a slow smile spread across his lips. Remembering he was on the phone with his best friends (or ex-best friends he wasn't really sure) mom he spoke, "Nah Mrs. H I was just playing xbox, a little distracted, what's up?" It was his turn to sound confused. He was suddenly a little worried as to why Mrs. Hudson was calling him, he hoped she wasn't gonna ream him out for knocking up her son's girlfriend, that would be weird.

"I need your help with my pipes." She stated matter-of-factly.

Puck almost choked on his tongue. "What?" He managed to squeak out.

She didn't seem to notice the panic in Puck's voice, "Well Finn's out of town, visiting his grandparents during the school break and the sink in the bathroom is clogged. I've heard you and Finn discussing that you've cleaned out a few pipes while working one of your pool jobs." She bit her lip embarrassed to admit she had eavesdropped on her son and his best friend, "I thought I'd see if you could fix it before I called a professional, you know how things are around here cash wise."

Puck could not believe he was having this conversation with one of his friend's mothers. He was also really mortified that Mrs. H had heard him and Finn discussing his M.I.L. practices, even if she didn't know what they were really talking about. Damn, what if they had ever slipped and actually said what it was Noah did with his older female clients. Nah not gonna happen, neither of them was mature enough to actually say discuss it without using metaphors, Puck took comfort in that thought.

His head was reeling. "If you can't do it don't worry I'll just…"

Snapping back to reality Puck cut her off, "No…no problem Mrs. H. just give me an hour to get my stuff together and I'll be over to see if I can help."

With a quick thank you she ended the call. Puck closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "Pull it together man! This is Mrs. Hudson you're talking about, she's practically your second mother." He continued to berate himself as he got up and dressed, how could he have thought such a sweet lady would even consider propositioning him for sex, seriously Crazy was right, sometimes he was such a pig.

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