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"So I am thinking smoking hot frog sex right here! Right now! What do you say?" Ashley says with the most seductive voice she can muster.
"Please tell me you did not just say frog sex!" Spencer says barely able to contain her laughter.
"What? Oh come on Spence, everyone says hot monkey sex. You and I are way too special to be so generic." she says in serious fashion.
"But couldn't you come up with something better than frogs. Frogs are so not sexy." Spencer states.
"Frogs can be sexy!" Ashley argues.
Spencer gives Ashley a look of disbelief, "Oh really now! Please, I would love to hear you explain how you consider frogs to be sexy!"
"Well, for starters they're…um…well the way they…you know what I don't owe you an explanation of why a think a particular animal is sexy! Especially after you have declined my offer of really hot sex in your extremely empty house!" Ashley says with obviously fake anger.
Spencer is officially rolling on the bed with laughter while Ashley glares at her from the computer chair a few feet away.
After a few minutes, Spencer finally calms. She gets up from her seat on the bed, and walks slowly over to Ashley with a seductive sway in her hips. She gracefully places a knee on each side of Ashley, effectively straddling her, and leans down to whisper in her ear. "Baby, when did I ever decline your offer of hot smoking frog sex? In fact, I fully intend to accept that particular offer at any point you ask me for the rest of our lives." Spencer finishes her statement, and begins to place delicate kisses from Ashley's ear to her jaw.
"Ha, I knew you liked frog sex! You can't fool me Spence! I'm always righ…." She is interrupted by Spencer's lips forcibly being planted on hers.
"Ashley, either shut up or any form of sex is totally not happening right now!"
"Yes ma'am"