So I was thinking, and keep in mind, I was tired, Australia is full of spiders right? Everything is a spider there. Aster's an Aussie. Peter is a spider. Both of these are huge fandoms of mine by the way. What if they were forced into a room together? That would be wonderful. So here is the product of my sleep-deprived mind. Please try to enjoy.

Peter groans as he sits up and looks around, trying to figure out what the hell had just happened. He looks around the earthen prison he is now trapped in, trying to figure out where he is. He stands, plucking the… straw? out of his spandex uniform as he surveys the cozy room he woke in. It's bare, minimalistic, and earthy. He walks out of the room with the intention of investigating the small hut, a vain attempt at trying to find another human. He finds an exit before he finds a person, so he steps out, into what looks like a spring wonderland, a huge meadow, soft grass and wildflowers, there is a fairly large section that appeared to be a garden, as well as at least two rivers, one a pastel pink, the other baby blue. He hit himself in the head when he realizes. Phone.

Pulling out said cell phone from his hidden pocket, he notices the tiny display in the top, right-hand corner declaring that there was not any service in the underground paradise. Peter groans and replaces the useless technology. His spider-sense suddenly goes off and he whirls around, only to come face to chest with a ginormic , humanoid rabbit. The bunny is standing upon his back paws (feet?), arms folded over his chest, which had a leather strap across it, his green eyes looked confused and furious at once.

"Whut are ya doin' here mate?" His voice, despite the friendly enough words, sounded threatening, and he was definitely an Aussie.

"Well excuse me Mr. Kangaroo! I just woke up here!" There's a tinkling laughter and a tall, thin teenage boy appears beside the large rabbit, the boy is extremely pale, with white hair and bright blue eyes. He's wearing a dark blue, hooded sweater and tight brown pants that come up to just above his ankles. His light coloring make the rabbit appear a darker grey than he actually is.

"See! I told you Bunny! You are a kangaroo!" The light grey rabbit man leans forward, face twisting with his palpable rage.

"Ah'm a bunny." He speaks slowly and the boy holding the frosty stick resembling a shepherd's crook simply laughs harder, Peter sighs and rips off his mask then rolls his eyes.

"I realize, bunny man. Australia is just famous for the kangaroos, yeah?" The laughter cuts off and both look surprised while Spider-Man stands there, confused at their shock.

"How d'ya know mah name?" The rabbit's eyes narrow to nothing but slivers and Peter's eyebrows furrow together.

"Your name?"

"E. Aster Bunnymund." There's a snort from the young boy as he recites the man's full name, joined shortly by laughter from the spider mutant.

"Your name is Easter Bunnymund?" He can't hold back the laughter that overtakes him as soon as the two words roll off his tongue.

"And whut's yer name?" The rabbit huffs out, annoyed at their obvious glee taken in the ridiculous name. The spider catches his breath before telling them both.

"Peter. Peter Parker." The pale boy chimes in, contributing to the name pile with his own.

"Alright. So if you're Jack Frost…" He points to the aforementioned youth. "Then you…" He turns his finger to Aster. "Are the Easter bunny."

"An' don't ya forget it!"

"Right…" Peter bites back more laughter. "So… Where are we?" He glances around the fantastical landscape once more.

"This is The Warren mate. Where Ah work. Where Ah live."

"Right, well then… Can you take me back to New York City?"

Alright, short opening chapter! Let me know if I should turn this into SpiderBunny or JackRabbit.

For now though, that's all! I WILL CONTINUE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!