Have you ever wondered what would happen if LOTR met reality T.V?
Yeah, yeah, thankyou flamers, I know this is silly. But why not? I wrote this to amuse myself when in a pretty crazy mood, and that's all the explanation you need. If you turn up your nose up at it, fair enough, go read something else. I'm a bit over writing serious stuff right now and thought hyper and random would be a nice change. :) If you're in the mood for some silliness, keep reading :P Smile, and my work is done.
*Note - the format has been changed*
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(Th random girl is lying on the floor, as usual. She is reading a book, as usual. A host from Survivor is sitting down nearby, reading the T.V reviews magazine)
The random girl shrieked. "WHAT!? IT'S OVER!?"
The host looked up from the magazine with a bored expression and a sense of deja vue. "What's over?"
"I just finished reading 'The Return of the King'…"
"…Your point…?"
The random girl had turned red. "How could it end like that? There's no room for a sequel!"
"Well, it is the third book in the trilogy", explained the host with a roll of his eyes.
The girl spluttered out a reply. "Yes, but the characters have been left with nothing to do anymore! The Ring is gone, and everything worked out fine!"
The host sighed affectedly. "It's called a happy ending."
"But they've got their whole lives ahead of them, AND THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The random girl threw her hands up in the air, and flung herself backwards onto the floor. The host was unaffected by the dramatics.
A long pause ensued.
The random girl broke the silence. "I'm depressed."
The host laughed without anything thing to laugh about. "You can't be as depressed as me. No one watches 'Survivor' anymore, it would seem."
"Well that's because it's unoriginal. The public wants something 'fresh'."
The host became frazzled. "BUT REALITY T.V IS UNORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The random girl sat up. "See, this is why you don't get involved with it, and instead read books like these ones", and pointed at a small mound of awesome books namely everything written by HRH Tolkien.
The host shook his head, and replied, "I thought you were unhappy with the ending - HEY, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING, B1?!"
He received an unsatisfactory answer. "I don't think I am thinking what you're thinking, I have no clue what the heck you're talking about! Anyway, my name is not B1, my name is Random Girl. And if I was a banana, I would be B2, because he was always my favourite."
"…Whatever. But I was thinking, how about we make a 'Survivor' with characters from Middle-Earth? It would give them something to do."
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted the girl, suddenly hyperactive.
They both jumped up, and the host led theway to the door. "Let's go and find a desert island to dump them on!"
The door slammed behind them.