Yo. For an English project I had to write about my school, speaking as Holden Caulfield. The results are before you.
On my first day in this crumby school I already had enough of all the phonies here. I felt like reading something, so I went into the library. It wasn't a free, but I just felt like it, so I went in. But then the sunuvabitch librarian said I had to leave on account of I had a sandwich with me. I started to get a little excited then and asked her why the hell I had to leave, and boy, was she sore. All these bastards were sitting in the chairs and at computers and all and they were gawking at me, and I sort of leered at them. The goddam librarian said I had to leave again, and I figured I'd better tell her the situation so maybe she'd back off.
"Look, lady, I just wanna get a goddam book, arright?"
"Food is not permitted in the library. Please leave or there will be consequences."
What the hell! All these phonies come here to sit and pretend to do their goddam homework and I just wanna read and she kicks me out. Boy, this is a beautiful school. It sure is.
I didn't feel like reading anymore so I went to the cafeteria to sit down. But then I got thirsty so I went inside to get a bottle of water. The cafeteria was so damn crowded, it really was. I must've smashed into about nineteen people taking three steps. Some bastard told me to take off my goddam backpack. Boy, I hate it when people tell me stuff like that. I mean, even if I am kinda annoying sometimes, it doesn't give sunuvabitches like him the right to order me around. All of a sudden I got really depressed. Like I've been in this school and all the others for a helluva long time and never liked the cafeteria in any of them. What about all that school bonding making friends crap?
Right then some huge bastard walked in swinging his goddam backpack around and hitting about a thousand people in the face. Lousy people like that who are so damn inconsiderate annoy the hell out of me. I paid for my water and left and went outside and sat on a bench. It was damn near winter already but I didn't care, even though I was freezing my ass off.
The bench I was at was positioned so I was looking at the goddam parking lot. It's confusing as hell, there are about fifty different ways to drive. In the morning there's about three square inches total of it that a car hasn't crammed itself into. On the first day of school the principal gave a lousy speech about how the buses are more goddam efficient than driving in your own lousy car. The hell they are! If you take the bus you have to get up before the damn sunrise and then sit on the bus for about five hours while the bus picks up everyone else at their stops. And then you get to school with about six seconds til you have to be in class. This school is ridiculous, it really is.