Well, I couldn't help myself - I started another fanfic. I've read quite a few fanfics in this style and wanted to try it for myself. So here it is, my version of TMM MSN.

I'm going to get my OC's to do the disclaimers of this fanfic since they'll actually do what I ask unlike my friends who seem to only want to get at me.

KKKO: So first up is Passion. Probably a big mistake, but who cares.

Passion: What do you want now, kiddo?

KKKO: For you to do the disclaimer.

Passion: You dragged me all the way over here for that?!

KKKO: Yep!!

Passion: Whatever. I'm not doing anything like that.

KKKO: Then I'll get Hana to. OH HAN --!!

Passion: NO! She's looking for me.

KKKO: Then I'll tell her where you are.

Passion: No, I did something and now she's out to kill me. If I do this disclaimer, will you keep it hush hush on where I am?

KKKO: OK!!

Passion: Yo, kiddo doesn't own anything to do with TMM. She's not smart enough to come up with characters that are any good.

KKKO: I came up with you didn't I?

Passion: Shut up!

KKKO: Onto the story!!

Chapter 1

Admissions and Confusion

strawberrywildcat nya has logged in.

strawberrywildcat nya: Moshi Moshi!! NE 1 else on?

Happililmonkey: I'm here na no da!!

bluebirdballerina: Unfortunately, so am i.

Happililmonkey: Y'z it bad, na no da?

bluebirdballerina: Bcos i have 2 listen 2 u.

strawberrywildcat nya: That's not nice!!

bluebirdballerina: So?

--sleek white neko-- has logged in.

--sleek white neko--: Yo every1.

Happililmonkey: Hey Shirogane-nii-san, na no da!!

bluebirdballerina: Purin-chan, cud u stop adding 'na no da' 2 everything u say plz?

Happililmonkey: Ok, Minto-onee-chan!!

strawberrywildcat nya: I didn't kno u came on chatrooms Shirogane?

--sleek white neko--: Normally I don't, but I wanted 2 2day.

strawberrywildcat nya: O rlly?

!!the hottest alien!! has logged in.

!!the hottest alien!!: Hi koneko-chan!

strawberrywildcat nya: Hello Kish-kun.

!!the hottest alien!!: Yay!! U used kun on the end of my name!

--sleek white neko--: Nd she still doesn't use any honorifics on my name.

bluebirdballerina: Mayb that's cos she considers u close enough not 2.

strawberrywildcat nya: NO NO NO!! I don't use honorifics 4 Shirogane bcos he doesn't deserve them!!

--sleek white neko--: If that's wot u say, Strawberry.

strawberrywildcat nya: Arrogant jerk!

Happililmonkey: Does this mean Ichigo-onee-chan has a crush on Nii-san, na no da?

!!the hottest alien!!: No way! Koneko-chan is in luv wit me!!

strawberrywildcat nya: I'm in luv wit my Aoyama-kun nd no1 else!

bluebirdballerina: That isn't wot u told me yesterday.

strawberrywildcat nya: Minto-chan!!

Let's all Save the Planet has logged in.

Let's all Save the Planet : Hello every1.

strawberrywildcat nya: Aoyama-kun!!

Let's all Save the Planet : O, Ichigo-chan. Erm…I want 2 breakup. Soz. I found this totally hot new grl nd asked her out so we r throu.

strawberrywildcat nya: How cud u do that 2 me! Waaaah! I'm leaving!

strawberrywildcat nya has logged out.

--sleek white neko--: How dare u do that 2 her! U b!!

!!the hottest alien!!: Yeh, I completely agree! Hey Shirogane, wanna go beat him up?

--sleek white neko--: Sure, sounds lyk fun.

Let's all Save the Planet : U can't do that!

--sleek white neko--: Wanna bet?

--sleek white neko-- has logged out.

!!the hottest alien!!: We r comin 2 get u…

!!the hottest alien!! has logged out.

Let's all Save the Planet : Yeh rite. Lyk they r rlly gonna get me.

bluebirdballerina: U'd b surprised.

Let's all Save the Planet : Whatever, they r not gonna - y is there banging on my door?...It's them!!! Oh no!

Let's all Save the Planet has been disconnected.

bluebirdballerina: Luks lyk he won't b comin bck 4 a while.

Happililmonkey: He didn't evn say BYE BYE!!!! Meanie!!!

bluebirdballerina: Plz don't say it's just u nd me again.

Happililmonkey: Well there's no1 else on.

bluebirdballerina: O gr8.

Happililmonkey: Yay! Minto-onee-chan is hapi 2 b on wit only me!!

bluebirdballerina: I woz b ing sarcastic.

Happililmonkey: O…

CakeBake has logged in.

Smarter U has logged in.

CakeBake: Hello.

Happililmonkey: Hi Akasaka-san!!

Smarter U: Luks as if the monkey's on.

Happililmonkey: How cud u tell?!?!

Smarter U: I guessed.

bluebirdballerina: Thnk Goodness I'm not on alone wit that grl.

CakeBake: Does any1 kno wotz wrong wit Ryou? He just stormed out of the café muttering angrily.

Happililmonkey: O, he's gone wit Kish-kun 2 beat Aoyama-san up.

Smarter U: The bakas.

CakeBake: Y? He knos he can't just beat ppl up 4 no reason.

bluebirdballerina: It may have something 2 do wit the fact that Masaya broke up wit Ichigo-chan a few mins ago ova MSN nd he woz cheatin on her.

CakeBake: …no wonder Ryou's out 2 get him.

Happililmonkey: Kish-kun 2!!

Smarter U: I neva saw that comin. Thought the 2 of them luved each other.

bluebirdballerina: So did every1 else.

strawberrywildcat nya has logged in.

strawberrywildcat nya: I'm bck.

bluebirdballerina: R u alrite?

strawberrywildcat nya: I will b.

CakeBake: I'm so sorry Ichigo-san.

strawberrywildcat nya: O, hi Akasaka-san. It's alrite. I'll get ova him. Thnx 4 caring.

Smarter U: Well, yr honor is b ing avenged. Kish nd Shirogane-san have gone 2 tear Aoyama 2 pieces.

strawberrywildcat nya: They have, have they? Aww, they r so nice! Nya!

bluebirdballerina: How ironic. Just b4 u were sayin how much of a jerk u thought Shirogane-san woz.

strawberrywildcat nya: He can b sweet sumtimes.

CakeBake: He's actually rlly nice at social events…nd well, weneva u r not there.

strawberrywildcat nya: O, so it's just me he doesn't click wit, is it?!

CakeBake: O no, it's not as bad as u think. In a way it means that u can do sumthing no1 else can.

strawberrywildcat nya: Nd wotz that?

CakeBake has logged out.

strawberrywildcat nya: HEY!!!!!

bluebirdballerina: Sum how, I don't think that's gonna work.

Happililmonkey: Oooh, I wonder wot he meant…I'm gonna fing out. Brb.

Smarter U: I think I get wot he means.

strawberrywildcat nya: Then tell me! Tell me!!

Smarter U: I think u need 2 work this out on yr own.

ilykcandydrops has logged in.

ilykcandydrops: Is it safe? Is she here?

Smarter U: If u mean Purin-san then no, she logged out a couple mins ago.

ilykcandydrops: Gud. She's after me.

bluebirdballerina: Want 2 explain y?

ilykcandydrops: She's always after me.

bluebirdballerina: OK. Sounds bout rite.

ilykcandydrops: So wot is every1 talkin bout?

strawberrywildcat nya: My breakup wit Masaya nd wot Akasaka-san means.

ilykcandydrops: O yeh, knew there woz sumthing I came on 2 tell u. I think that weirdo needs a hospital.

strawberrywildcat nya: Y?

ilykcandydrops: Bcos he got beaten pretty badly by Shirogane-san nd Kish! It woz amusing nd v entertaining.

Smarter U: So u saw it then?

ilykcandydrops: Yep. Whole thing.

bluebirdballerina: Did u tape it?

ilykcandydrops: Yeh, actually.

strawberrywildcat nya: Can u lend it 2 us then. I want 2 c him pay!! MWAHAHA!!

bluebirdballerina: Anou…u ok Ichigo-chan?

strawberrywildcat nya: Yeh, just got carried away 4 a mo there.

--sleek white neko-- has logged in.

!!the hottest alien!! has logged in.

--sleek white neko--: Hey again.

!!the hottest alien!!: We r bck!!

strawberrywildcay nya: Thnx u guys!

--sleek whit neko--: I c u r bck 2, Strawberry.

!!the hottest alien!!: Aww, koneko-chan u r welcum!

strawberrywildcat nya: Wot can I do 2 repay u both?

!!the hottest alien!!: A kiss wud b appreciated.

strawberrwildcat nya: I'll give u 1 l8r. Nd only this once! Shirogane?

--sleek white neko--: I'll get bck 2 u on it.

strawberrywildcat nya: OK!

!!the hottest alien!!: Any1 on b sides u koneko-chan?

bluebirdballerina: Me.

Smarter U: Me.

ilykcandydrops: Me!

!!the hottest alien!!: Minto-chan! Pai! Tart!...Wot no Purin-chan? How will u live Tar-Tar?

ilykcandydrops: Stop calling me that!! It's a stupid name thought up by a stupid girl who's always out 2 get me!

!!the hottest alien!!: Aww, poor Tar-Tar. Yr lyf is so hard.

--sleek white neko--: O, leave him alone Kish. If u want 2 teast sum1 then tease Strawberry.

strawberrywildcat nya: Hey!!

Smarter U: Well, if they r on here, I'm gonna go have sum quiet time sumwhere else.

ilykcandydrops: I completely agree wit Shirogane-san! Go tease that girlfriend of yrs.

bluebirdballerina: Nice ida. Think I'll leave here 2.

strawberrywildcat nya: Hey! Not u 2, midget!

ilykcandydrops: Don't call me a midget! U old hag!

Smarter U: They r insane.

strawberrywildcat nya: I am not an old hag! Midget! Midget! Midget! Midget! MIDGET!

bluebirdballerina: Yep.

--sleek white neko--: U beta not b talking bout me, Minto-chan or I'll dock yr pay.

ilykcandydrops: Old hag! Old hag! OLD HAG!!

bluebirdballerina: I'm not nd FYI, I have enough money. I'm not lyk Ichigo-chan.

!!the hottest alien!!: Tart, stop picking on my koneko-chan!

--sleek white neko--: Damn, that's normally wot shuts Strawberry up.

bluebirdballerina: I'm not Ichigo-chan.

strawberrywildcat nya: Ha take that! U little midget!!!!

--sleek white neko--: I kno, u r not that annoying. In fact I don't think any1 can eva b as annoying as her.

!!the hottest alien!!: Koneko-chan, if I defend u, u have 2 b my girlfriend.

strawberrywildcat nya: Kish-kun!

bluebirdballerina: O, cut her sum slack - just not wen I'm there cos I need my entertainment!

!!the hottest alien!!: Wot? I need sumthing in exchange.

--sleek white neko--: I'll keep that in mind.

Smarter U: R u stayin on then Shirogane-san?

--sleek white neko--: Of course. Who else is going 2 tease Strawberry?

ilykcandydrops: He does u kno! Tho y he wants 2 go out wit an old hag lyk u I'll neva figure out!

Smarter U: Well, Tart nd Kish seem 2 b getting gud at it. NE way, l8r.

--sleek white neko--: C u.

Smarter U has logged out.

bluebirdballerina: Same here. Bye.

bluebirdballerina has logged out.

strawberrywildcat nya: Meanies!!! I h8 u!!!!

strawberrywildcat nya: Is every1 still on?

--sleek white neko--: No, Minto-chan nd Pai-san just left.

strawberrywildcat nya: O. Well I've got homework. so l8r!!

strawberrywildcat nya has logged out.

Happililmonkey has logged in.

Happililmonkey: HELLOOOOOO!! I'm bck!

ilykcandydrops: I'm out of here.

ilykcandydrops has logged out.

Happililmonkey: Woz that Tar-Tarkun?

--sleek white neko--: Hai.

!!the hottest alien!!: Yep. Sure woz.

Happililmonkey: O no!! I beta go get him. I've been luking 4 him all day!

Happililmonkey has logged out.

!!the hottest alien!!: He's doomed.

--sleek white neko--: I feel kinda sorry 4 him.

Let's all Save the Planet has logged in..

Let's all Save the Planet : I came bck! Nd I'm alive!

--sleek white neko--: Not 4 long. Kish, shall we?

!!the hottest alien!!: Let's.

!!the hottest alien!! has logged out.

--sleek white neko-- has logged out.

Let's all Save the Planet : O boy.

Let's all Save the Planet has logged out.

A/N: That was fun. It was hard coming up with all of their screen names though. 11 pages!! YAY! But not as many words as normal. Oh well. I'll have to come up with more in another chapter.

For now I'll leave you. But I'll update soon. So I'll be back soon!!