"No! Don't let the evil koala get me!" Sakura Haruno screams aloud, kicking her legs and waving her arms around like a crazy person would. Well, at least she's in character! She pants, waking and sitting up in her Hello Kitty bed sheets. The morning sun shines brightly through an open window, and a light breeze floats through the room. Sakura searches the room quickly with her eyes, making sure that no small, grey, fuzzy bears were going to try to eat her like bamboo.

Wiping sleep out of her eyes, she stretches and stands up out of bed. Walking over to the window, she looks down upon Konoha. As she glances around, her eyes catch on a smurf wearing a duck on his head. "Wait- that's no smurf- that's Sasuke!" Sakura smiles and leans out to wave at when he turns around and she sees his face. "Hang on- that's not Sasuke either!" looking closer, she realizes that it is-

"Kisame, I don't get why you have to wear that Donald Duck hat- you look like even more of an idiot," Itachi Uchiha says, shaking his head with his eyes closed so that he doesn't have to bare seeing his partner like this any longer. 'Ugh, I'd rather work with Sasori than Kisame at times like these,' Itachi thinks to himself spitefully as he flips his hair over his shoulder.

"Because! Mickey Mouse told me it was good luck!" Kisame said, crossing his arms and putting, like a seven foot tall baby. 'Itachi just doesn't understand how smart Mickey is,' Kisame tells himself, pulling the hat down further on his face.

Sighing, disappointed, Sakura turns around back to her room. So it was a smurf then. 'But that doesn't matter anyways!' she smiles, holding her fist up. "Today's the day! The day I will get Sasuke to give me his left shoe!" She looks endearingly to the corner next to her bed, where lay a right shoe on what looked like a small Sasuke shrine. Walking over, she picks up the shoe and hugs it against her heart- without knowing, she almost knocks herself out from the stench of Sasuke's right shoe.

Stepping out onto the street, she looks up and down it for any signs of Sasuke. "Where could he be?" She asks herself, trying to think, and we all know how hard that is for her. After a while, she just uses her luck (no matter how bad it is), to figure out a way to find him. "Alright, let's see, I had rice last night, which is wrong for my diet, so it's not right- so that means I should go left!" she pauses for a second to think about it. "Then again, my first instinct is usually wrong, so I should go right- but then my instinct is saying right- so I should just," she stops to figure it the rest of the way out, "So, I should just go forward!" she decides, smiling.

After taking three steps forward, she finds a dire need to cover her nose- "Ugh, I hate it when they use pesticide in the town!!" she exclaims, turning left and starting to walk.

Just as she turns away from the street she was about to walk down, Sasuke steps out of the Ichiraku Noodle Shop.

"For the hundredth time Sasuke, I will not tell you where babies come from!" Kakashi-sensei says, trying to escape Sasuke's curious questions and awkward conversations.

"But my parents never got to tell me!" Sasuke exclaims, sadly as his sensei quickly runs away down the street. Sasuke sighs sadly, "Great, now I'll never learn how to revive my clan!" Looking around, he see's a sign with a stork on it. "Storks! Maybe it's true about them!" Quickly, he runs into the shop.

Sakura continues to walk down the left street, the morning air filled with busy noise. Seeing a familiar face, she stops to ask if they have seen Sasuke. "Hey Broccoli, have you seen Sasuke lately?" She asks. 'Please let him have seen Sasuke!'

"Sakura, I do not know why you are calling me by the name of a vegetable, but I can only hope that it is a pet name, to show your affection!" Rock lee says, turning to Sakura after feeding his pet caterpillars that live on his forehead. Sakura shudders- he is too weird!

"Now, what was it that you had asked, my dear Sakura?" he asks, hopefully, his youth shining through.

"Oh- umn- nothing- just- GO AWAY NOW!" she screams, running further down the street, away from Lee as fast as her legs could carry her.

Quietly, Lee cries to himself. 'Someday, I will finally take Sakura's right shoe!' he decides, trying not to let anyone see his tears. "Hey, Lee," Chouji says, walking up to the crying ninja.

"Yes, what is it?" Rock lee asks, 'what does he want with me?'

"Did Sakura just call you 'Broccoli'? " Chouji asks, looking Lee up and down. Lee nods. "Do you like cheese, Lee?" Chouji asks, a small bit of drool trying to escape the corners of his mouth.

"Yes, but I do not understand why you are asking me that-" Lee says- creaped out by how Chouji was behaving.

"Well," Chouji begins, liking his lips, a passionate fire burning in his eyes (and stomach), "You see I love to cover broccoli in cheese, and then eat it!" Lee's eyes widen even further, as if it were possible. 'Is he serious?' Lee asks himself- freaked out. Chouji licks his lips hungrily, and Lee screams, running away the opposite direction Sakura was running, and two times faster.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He screams, waving his arms around wildly to the point where he almost looked as crazy as Sakura when she woke up that morning.

"Alright then," Sakura says, turning a corner to be out of Lee's sight. "If I were an emo duck- where would I hide?" She asks her self, looking all around the new street.

"I'LL KILL YOU KIBA!!" Sakura is almost knocked into the next town when a scantily clad bald boy runs her over.

"What's your problem?!" she asks the rude almost naked, bald boy as he continues down the street. "Do you really think that those shoes go with that thon- oh my god-" she says, looking at his face and seeing who it was.

"Have you seen Kiba?! He did this to me- and he's going to die for it!" Neji Hyuga says, covering his-

this can not be said because if it was than Neji would kill me and I do not feel like being killed, because how else could I finish this tale of Sakura's woes?

-and trying to hide the tears that were trying to escape out of embarrassment. His, now, bald scalp was shining in the sunlight.

"Uh- Kiba- umn- wow," Sakura says, in shock out of Neji's appearance. Neji shakes his head at her, and then runs down the street, wanting to hide from the looks he was getting from others. "Did he get a tan?" Sakura asks herself, ignoring the question as to how Kiba got a thong on Neji. "He's cute; maybe I should steal one of his shoes!" Sakura says, watching him turn the corner."

"Don't even think about it!" Tenten says, running past Sakura, after Neji. "It's ok Neji, I still love you!!

"Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, DUCK!!" Kisame sings about his hat, as Itachi closes the top notches of his cloak so that no one can recognize him with this nimrod. 'Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane one in this series,' he thinks to himself sadly. A camera goes off nearby and for just a moment, Itachi strikes a very hot pose. He tries to brush this off, but he wonders if anyone knows his dark secret. As they pass a large shadowy building, he looks up, out of his cloak-

"Where is it coming from?" He looks around, silently. His ears waiting to hear it again.

"What is it Itachi?" Kisame asks, looking around for what was bothering his partner. 'Is it Mickey Mouse?' he asks himself, hopefully.

"Don't you hear that Kisame?" Itachi asks, turning about to see where the sound is coming from. Kisame thinks that Itachi is dancing, so he breaks into the chorus of the chicken dance. Itachi tries his best to ignore his bird brained partner, what is making that noise? Who would have the bravery to? Kisame realizes his partner isn't dancing, and stops it himself right after he claps his hands three times.

"There's a traitor in that building," Itachi says, now knowing exactly where the noise was coming from. "Listen closely." Itachi says, fixing a strap that was under his cloak. Kisame takes off his Daffy hat for just a moment to uncover his nonexistent ears in a hope to hear better.

"A traitor? Who are they against?" Kisame asks, confused.

Itachi poses dramatically, then turns to Kisame, "Our whole world."