You know you are a percussionest when...
You know what Lama Maxwell and "Who gave HER Pepsi! means.
Everybody's middle name is lights out.
Long Train is your favorite song.
Long Train Running is actualy long fish swimming.
You have keys because you said so.
You put $1 on the fact that you are going to give your section leader a nervous breakdown.
Waldo is the name of a quad player.
you freak out at the idea of Taco Bell serving breakfast.
You find a way to hurt yourself with the cymbals and can barely walk for the rest of the day.
Where's Waldo is played when you lose the aforementioned quad player.
For the hallowen parade you are going to be in an alturnate universe where everybody is taller than Batman.
my dad comes in and lectures you on how to fold a bandanna.
at lunch you look over and a bass drummer is covered in watter.(long story)
you are a WEAPON OF MASS PERCUSSION!
you have to run from the high school band room from the middle school in 90 degree weather and everybody left you behind, you were almost late and when you arrived you were pouring sweat, and your main section leader looked at you like what the fudge rounds.
Your own peers kick you out of the band room. (Long story,don't ask, multiple teachers are scared of me because of this.)