I have not played the games. I have not read the comics. I have watched let's plays *Cough* BrownMan *Cough* and have fallen in love with the story archs and the characters. I now ship Sly and Carmelita. Now, I can't wait for the movie.

This story was supposed to be a long short story that would go in my writing journal, however every time I thought about it I thought, "Hey, that would make a pretty good Sly Cooper Fic!" So after one week of continuous writing, we have this monstrosity.

There's always been a major criminal in the games, but what if the criminal was one that was unknowingly Interpol themselves.

That and I have a deep hatred (Not Clockwerk hatred) and annoyance of one Chief Barkley.

Fox, Damon Case Report

Led by FBI Director Lucas Strohm; Deputy Director Sandra Field as witness.

October 18th, 1987

As FBI director I have the right to go around the world to all law enforcement districts to witness and review all officers for the end of year (1, 3, and 5) review. As I made a surprise announcement in Guadalajara, Spain I had Sandra do an interview with the residence on how the local police handle the crimes committed in the city. While she was on her mission I headed to the local PD to get to know some of the newer officers and to meet up with some of the veterans. The chief that I have known for years was surprised as I walked into his office. As I chatted with him he began to compliment one of his inspectors on how well he's been able to locate and catch criminals in the act. This confused me, as we did not have this officer on file back at HQ. I asked to meet this inspector, he happily agreed. While he escorted me to the office I called Sandra to meet back at the hotel after finishing her interviews.

After Lucas called I heard a scream and headed in the direction pistol in hand under my jacket to not scare any of the residents. As I got closer the scent of blood filled the air, but not enough to be any real concern. Turning around the corner, an alleyway had a cheetah holding a little fox girl who had a light scratch along her azure hairline. After getting the cheetah's attention I got him to tell me what the issue was, I pulled the girl away from him in case of a rage attack. He told me, "The Foxes are liars to be the heroes." After telling he off I sketched him in my notepad to later give to the PD. I looked down at the young girl with a yellow ribbon in her hair, and kneeled. I gained her name-Lita- and took her back to where she said her mother was. I found a frantic mother asking people around her if she's seen her little girl, after confronting her she thanked me giving me their names (Amelia Fox the mother and Carmelita Fox the daughter) and invited me to dinner. I declined saying that I didn't want to be a bother. She insisted and I accepted. I would have to tell Lucas of the situation later. After my farewell I continued on with my interviews, constantly getting the "More criminals than thought" notion.

I met up with the resident inspector that has gained respect from his arrests, his name is Damon Fox who lives outside the city on a farm. After asking about all his arrests and why there was no report he stated, "It was all small crimes, nothing real major, shoplifting and fights were among the few." He continued to say how he still had an extra copy of the case reports since their computer system was down. I asked to take the copy with me for our files back at HQ and he agreed. I asked the chief how long he's been here and he answered, "He's been here for eight years, but has been an officer for only five." This confession has led me to believe that after his graduation from college he started at the precinct as an intern.

I made it back to the hotel to find Sandra changed into nicer clothes than the street clothes from earlier, she sat at a desk typing up her report from the interviews. After asking what had happened, she said that she's been invited to dinner by the mother of a girl she returned (saved) to her as thanks. She then told me about the notion that the citizens seemed surprised by the amount of criminals that are in the city. Some of them they knew and were surprised that they were behind bars. We've come across this situation back in the states. After seeing her leave I turned to the reports given to me by Inspector Damon Fox.

I came up to the out of place farm house on the outskirts of the city to see two sets of vehicles pulled in, pulling up behind the car I walked up to the front door and rang the bell. Who opened the door was not Amelia but a red furred brown eyed fox with the Interpol badge like he's just got home from work. After some quick introductions, he led me to their back yard where the two girls were on the swings. I came to sit next to Carmelita while Amelia left to get some lemonade, there was a single shout which I took note that Carmelita jumped and looked down. I asked her and she said that it was a normal occurrence. She asked me if I was an officer like her father and I responded with, "I'm more of a secret agent." I looked up to see Amelia looking at me concern and looked back behind her before coming closer. She asked some questions on my profession, which I answered. Then she looked down saddened and held Carmelita close to her. I questioned what was wrong and she glanced back towards the window of her home. I looked up to see Damon glaring back at us. I took Carmelita, ending up calling her Lil' Lita, to the slide trying to put more of a calmer atmosphere to cool her down. After a few minutes she stood up and took us down to the creek for Lil' Lita to play in. She then confessed that she knows that her husband is being unlawful and doesn't know what to do. I asked her about going to the local PD but she shook her head telling me that Damon knows that she knows and threatened their lives. I took a deep breath when this angered me, I asked how she knew. She gave me a glass tube with something tiny in it and told me that he puts this under people's skin to make them act like criminals. I placed said tube into my inner jacket pocket, keeping it hidden. This is what the cheetah meant earlier, but we can't do anything without more evidence. I gave her my card and we had dinner, nothing else happened other than Lil' Lita stating that she wanted to be me which she was silenced by her father's glare.

I returned to the hotel, Lucas wide awake on the computer glancing between case reports and the screen. I asked what was wrong, he explained what happened at the precinct with meeting with Damon and then said that his case reports weren't his. I then explained what happened at dinner with the Foxes and we agreed that Damon Fox is hiding something.

Sandra and I returned to the PD the next day with everything in hand, we reached the chief's office to find Damon speaking with the chief. We waited until he left the office. After greeting with the chief we sat down with files in hand, he asked why they were brought back. We told him everything and he looked angry at being played a fool, then we gave him the glass tube. He said that he's seen this before, it was in one of the autopsies of a criminal that supposedly chose suicide over being arrested. We asked who was in charge of that case and he answered back that is was indeed Damon. Sandra then explained the situation with the family and agreed that we need to get the two girls to safety first before he gets to them. We walked out the door to get to one of the other offices when Damon ran passed us nearly knocking us down. The chief asked one of his men who shouted after him what happened. He responded by saying that Damon said, "I'm gonna kill her." This shocked us and we immediately ran to our cars with sirens blazing. The chief already took into account that one of the other cruisers was missing. As we drove, Sandra got the call from Amelia saying that she's in her car with Lil' Lita driving away from the house being chased by Damon. She was about to ask for a location, when the chief took off from behind us while ordering for back up through the radio. We arrived to see Amelia's car against the side of the road with her and Lil' Lita cowering in fear as Damon moved closer with a glass tube in hand. We drove to them and placed the car between the girls and Damon, Sandra got out and took them to one of the other officers that just got there. She returned with glock in hand and near a rage attack. The chief tried to talk some sense into Damon only for him to pull his trigger shooting the sides of the cruisers. We asked him why he did it and said, "It's the legacy to bring criminals to justice no matter what." At this we didn't have a choice. It was Sandra who took the opening when he faced the chief, he moved no more.

I was seeing red, this kind of law enforcement in prohibited for a reason. It is unlawful and unfair to attempt to make yourself the good guy in this world. Once I realized that Damon wasn't coming peacefully I shot him, it wasn't my first kill but it still hurt to know that Lil' Lita will grow up without a father. She and her mother ran up and cried, Lit' Lita was confused why we shot him, while Amelia looked free as she tried to block her daughter from what happened. She told me that she wished she could make her forget this event. I looked on in pity and told her that there was a way, but it is slightly on the illegal side. I explained what I meant and she said that if it'll help her daughter than she doesn't care. I told her of the consequences and she understood them. I walked over to Lucas and explained to him, he looked unsure which he had a reason to be. This contact we has was sketchy but he had what we needed. He contacted HQ to get the potion from Rajan so they could give it to Lil' Lita to lock her memories away of the incident.

Last I heard of the Foxes was that they sold the farm and moved near Paris for a fresh start.

I have a blank mind of plots for SPN/DP, sorry that isn't being nice right now.

I really don't care for reviews on this one, it's just one of those stories that won't leave no matter how hard you try.