Hey guys, I'm going to make a fanfic that breaks all the rules!
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So guize, im makin a nuw storie thet is fun!
"LOL" said the bluee hevy as he puched the bom, "im totes kiling u all!"
"nooooooo," said the red soljur. "yus," responded the blue medik. "we will win!"
teh blue medic then backstabbed the soljur and ate teh sandwich he waz eeting.
"lol, brb," sed the red sniper after he shot a random scout and then he tuck teh jar and started pissing. den he went :).
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Can you guess what I meant by rules? I have never been in a romantic relationship!
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Soz, I go in with the hair that I haven't cut for over 3 years and start kickin everybudy in teh nutz coz I can and im awesum and yeah. i luv kicking peeple cuz im super awesum ;). k?
Den the class named the Supemopycouter goes in and starts kissin teh hevie's masheen gun sasha and kills everybody. OH! AND HE WAS WEARING EVERY SINGLE HATS! ALL UV DEM ON TOP UV EECH ODER SO HI IT REACHES TEH SKYBOX AND BREAKS TEH FOURTH WALL!
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ARE YOU PISSED OFF YET? LOL!
If your eyes are bleeding,
Just know there's more to show.
Only 16 have been broken
And there's 11 more to go.