A/N- Co-created with Murphi, an awesome stranger on Omegle, Stixer111 presents: A Day in the Life! Murphi was Sirius, I was Lily, and we took turns being James. Also a quick apology: I know I should get back to writing my other fics, but I can't find the notebook in which I wrote the ending to Old, New, Borrowed, and Blue. The epilogue will be posted as soon as I do though. Also I haven't had any time to update my reading the series fic. It will happen as soon as I can, after exams and stuff. Again, I apologize, and will update as soon as I can.
Act I, Scene I
Sirius: Hola, Evans.
Lily: What do you want Black?
Sirius: Will you do me a favor?
Lily:What sort of favor * narrows eyes suspiciously*
Sirius: I need revenge.
Lily:on who?
Sirius: Our very own James.
Lily:Potter? Aren't the two of you like brothers or something?
Sirius: One thing you don't know is that brothers get revenge on one another.
Lily:well what about the rest of your merry band of idiots? Wouldn't Remus and Pettigrew like to help?
Sirius: They would. But I need you for this one. *smirks*
Lily:Exactly what do you have in mind... I'm not saying yes, mind you... I'm just curious...
Sirius: Will you coax him into coming into the boy's dorm? I was thinking you could kiss him.
Lily:WHAT! NO!
Sirius: Chillax. Just on the cheek.
Lily:And what exactly will happen in the boy's dorm... I'm still not saying yes by the way.
Sirius: Well I've done some research…
Lily:*Gasps dramatically*
Sirius: On pressure points.
Lily: Pressure points?
Sirius: Indeed.
Lily: Do I want to know why?
Sirius: He put a cockroach in my drink! He's getting revenge.
Lily:Fine... but I have a price.
Sirius: Which is?
Lily: You have to keep Potter out of my hair for the next two weeks... and wear a dress to breakfast tomorrow.
Sirius:WHAT? NO!
Lily: I never said it was a cheap price
Sirius:The dress thing is NOT gonna happen. I'll do the other thing.
Lily:Alright, will you at least color your hair pink for the day?
Sirius: No. Not pink.
Sirius:Purple?
Sirius:No. Not a girl color.
Lily:will you go blonde then?
Sirius:No.
Lily:Blue?
Sirius:HECK YEAH! But...How do you dye your hair?
Lily:You're a wizard Black, and a wizard who enjoys causing mayhem no less. You can figure it out.
Sirius: Fine. *does a spell and his hair turns blue* THIS IS SO COOL!
Lily:*rolls her eyes* when am I going to do this revenge thing then.
Sirius:Whenever he comes in here. I'm going to go hide in the dorm. *goes and hides*
Lily:Oh bugger, here he comes now...