(We've arrived at the Xiaolin temple and we see the temple in ruins)

Ragna: Something's not right.

Me: Ragna's right be on guard.

(We see Jack Spicer exiting the vault)

Fry: Jack Spicer!

Jack: Smoke and his loser friends!

Bender: Who are you calling a freak?

Jack: Whatever but it's time to make my leave. Jackbots attack!

(Jackbots show up and attack us)

Bender: Time to end this. (Takes out a blaster and shoots down the Jackbots)

(While we fight off the Jackbots enjoy the Loud fighters. I don't own the Loud House or any other character in this story enjoy.)

It's a sunny Friday in Royal Woods, Michigan, a 11 year old kid with white hair, freckles on his cheeks, fair skin, wearing a orange polo shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers with red stripes walking with a 11 year old Africian American with a black afro, freckles on his cheeks, wears glasses, wearing a wearing black pants and a green-and-blue striped shirt with a white collar. "The weekend is here! You hang out my house Clyde?" The first kid asked.

"Sorry Lincoln, my parents and I are going away for the weekend." said Clyde.

"The whole weekend?" Lincoln asked.

"Sorry man, I'll be back on Sunday." said Clyde.

"I'll try and survive a weekend with my sisters." said Lincoln.

"I wouldn't mind spending the weekend with Lori." Clyde replied.

Lincoln rolled his eyes after hearing Clyde talking about his older sister Lori. "But let's just hope it's not date night." said Lincoln. "I can't stand the queen of no."

"You'll survive, you always do." said Clyde and they went their separate ways.


When Lincoln got home, he walked upstairs to his room and when he enters his room he strips his clothes off minus his underwear and picks up a Guardians of the Galaxy comic book. "Time to see what the Guardians are up too." He said.

"Hey Lincoln." Lincoln jolted when he see an 8 year old girl with pale skin, black hair that hides her eyes wearing a black dress worn over a white and black striped shirt, black shoes, long striped fingerless gloves and matching socks.

"Lucy, what are you doing here?" Lincoln asked.

"I came to return one of your Batman comics." said Lucy handing Lincoln a copy of Batman.

"You took this from my room?" Lincoln asked.

"I left you a note." said Lucy.

(Flashback)

Lucy puts a note under Lincoln's door that says "Lincoln, I borrowed one of your Batman comics" and she walked away. But a 4 year old girl with fair skin, shaggy brown hair, wearing a pair of large glasses, green turtleneck sweater, red pants and brown shoes walks by, this is Lisa Loud. She's trying to solve a formula and she ran out of paper to write.

"No, I was so closed." said Lisa and she saw the note under Lincoln's door, so she grabbed the note but she doesn't see the letter on the back and went back to work on the formula.

(End Flashback)

"I guess somebody took it." said Lucy.

"I also don't picture you reading Batman." Lincoln pointed out.

"I like the dark theme and Tim Burton made the first two Batman films." Lucy replied.


Lincoln, with his clothes on, heads straight down to the living room to play some video games, but a 17 year old girl with large blonde hair, fair skin, pearl earrings, a light blue tank top, brown cargo shorts and blue slip on shoes is watching tv. "Lori, what are you doing here?" Lincoln asked.

"Watching my show with Bobby." Lori replied.

"He's not here." Lincoln stated.

"We're texting and watching." Lori replied.

Then a 16 year old girl with long blonde hair, a frilled turquoise dress, red hoop earrings, white sandals and black and white sunglasses on the top of her head walked downstairs and sat next to Lori, this is Leni Loud. "What I miss?" Leni asked as she sat down.

"Nothing much just Carrie going through some problems." Lori replied.

"Figures, the tv is taken." Lincoln muttered.

"Hey guys you gotta see this!" Someone called from the backyard.

"Lana we are not going to see your mud pies." said Lori.

A 6 year old girl with fair skin, blonde hair with two downward pigtails tied down with red scrunchies, two missing front teeth, wearing a murky green t shirt, under dark blue overalls, white sneakers and a red baseball cap backwards, walked in and placed something wrapped in paper on the table. "Before you all jump to conclusion it's not poop." said Lana.

Then the other sisters came down. Lola Loud, a 6 year old with fair skin, long blonde hair she wears it down and a tuft of hair on top of her head, missing two front teeth, wearing a long pink gown and sash, white pearl necklace around her neck, long pink gloves, white earrings and a tiara on her head.

Lynn Loud, a 13 year old girl with fair skin, freckles on her cheeks, large brown hair wrapped in a small ponytail. She wears a red and white jersey with a red 1 on it, red and white shorts, stripped knee-high socks with cleats.

Luan Loud, a 14 year old girl with fair skin, buck teeth with braces, light brown hair worn in a large ponytail by a yellow scrunchie. She's wearing a white sleeveless shirt, a yellow skirt with a square pattern, yellow socks with a line pattern worn all the way up and brown shoes, she also has a pink flowers, one on her chest and two on her feet.

Luna loud, a 15 year old with fair skin, freckles on her cheeks, short brown hair styled in a pixie cut, she's wearing a purple t shirt with a skull on it, a light purple skirt with a square pattern, a grey belt wrapped around the skirt, high purple boots, paperclips for earrings, black bracelets on her arms and she has light purple eye shadow. In Luna's arms is Lily Loud, a 1 year old girl with fair skin, one tooth, a tuft of blonde hair on her head, wearing just a diaper.

"What is it?" Lisa asked.

"I was looking for mud to make mud pies and I found this." said Lana and unwrapped the paper and it wasn't poop, it was a green crystal.

"A green crystal?" Lori stared at the green crystal.

"I'm green with envy." Luan laughed while her siblings groaned at that terrible joke. "Get it?"

"I wonder how much it's worth?" Lynn asked.

"We can split it 40/40." Leni stated.

"I need to study it." said Lisa when she was about to touch it, Lana smacked Lisa's hand with a ruler.

"Look with your eyes, not your hands!" Lana exclaimed.

"Lana this is the discovery of the century. I need to find out where the crystal came from." said Lisa.

"I know where it came from, our backyard." Lana replied.

"It must of come from cosmos of space and you don't know what galaxy it came from." Lisa stated.

"Yeah well, finder's keepers! I found it first and it's mine." Lana exclaimed.

"Lizzie's out of her home." said Lisa.

"Lizzie get back in your home!" Lana looked around while Lisa grabs the green crystal with a pair of tongs. "Hey Lizzie's not loose! You tricked me!"

"Yes, I only did that let your guard down." Lisa explained.

"Why didn't you guys stop her?" Lana asked.

"Lisa's right Lana. We don't know where it came from?" Lincoln stated.

"Sorry little sis, I've got to agree with Lisa." Luna replied.

"Hey Lana Like found it first so it's hers." said Leni. "It's like you see the shoes you wanted and you like buy them first."

"I'm with Lana on this one." Lola stated.

"Same here." Lori replied.

"Ok whoever thinks I should keep the crystal safe raise your hand." said Lisa. Lincoln, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, and Lily raised their hands. "Six against four, the crystal stays in my safe until I've done my tests." Lisa walked upstairs to her room and placed the crystal in a safe and set up the key codes.


But unknown to the Loud kids someone is watching them from a tree with thermal camera. "Hm they found the crystal, but I have to wait for the right time to strike. Hold on." The mystery figure zoomed in on the camera and sees a calendar on the fridge that says date night tomorrow. "Perfect they're parents will be gone and I will take the crystal from the kids' dead bodies."

(We defeated the Jackbots and Jack is shocked)

Jack: That's not fair! I upgraded those Jackbots!

Takanuva: It's over Jack, give up right now!

Jack: How about no! Besides my new friend and I have Shen Gong Wu to find.

Luna: New friend?

?: He means me.

(We look and see a man with a buzz cut haircut, fair skin, wearing a grey shirt, dark jeans, a bulletproof vest with two axes in his hands)

Bender: Who the hell are you?

Ajax: The name's Ajax. We're taking the Wu and if you try and stop us, I will kill you.

Ragna: That's just you. (Charges towards Ajax, but Ajax blocks Ragna's attack punches him in the ribs)

Ajax: (Charges towards us and he beated the crap out of all of us) You're all weak.

Bender: My shiny metal ass is busted!

Jack: So long Justice Losers!

(The Jackbots grabbed Ajax and flew out)

Dojo: Hold on guys I have some Senzu beans! I don't know about Bender and Swoop thought! (Runs off)

Me: (groaning in pain) While I'm on the floor in pain, you readers please review and stay frosty.