Warning: This is going to be a bunch of drabbles/one-shots that are interconnected. Probably in a chronological order unless stated otherwise. This is not serious, and mindless self-indulgence on my part. Read the author's note at the bottom please.

The Choice He Made

It didn't start out as a wish. Really. If one were to ask Sawada Tsunayoshi, he would adamantly insist that it had started out as a simple question asked out of honest curiosity. If he had known that it would come true, he never would've said anything.

It happened when he was seven. Due to the bullies that chased after him almost every day, Tsuna often found himself hiding in many obscure places. One of the places he preferred to hide in would be Kawahira's Antiques. Kawahira's Antiques was an antique shop conveniently situated close to the school compound, but out of the way enough that people would rarely ever think to look there. The owner of the store, Kawahira, was a nice man who was fond of young Tsuna and often helped him with his homework whenever the latter was hiding.

One day, while they were going through English, Kawahira suddenly asked Tsuna a question.

"If you could choose between a world where people would love you at first sight, and continue to fall in love with you even more as they get to know you; or a world where it is totally and utterly acceptable for you, and only you, to punch anyone in the face, anytime, anywhere, which would you choose?"

Understandably, it was a hard decision to make. However, for the Tsuna who was young and naive and dame and wanted so desperately to fit in, there was only one answer.

"I would choose-"

Growing Up

The years passed and Kawahira's question faded from his mind. Tsuna continued to be small and bullied and hopeless.

However, through all the name calling and the people stamping down on his soul, something within him changed; or you could say evolved.

And he grew up.

Well, people do say that those who have been pressed down and shattered by others, but still manage to rebuild themselves and continue on, stronger than ever, are the scariest type of people.

Higher Education

Well, Tsuna never really got to be the giant robot he had wanted to be when he was younger, but he did find a new dream. Or rather, a goal in life he could work towards.

Sawada Nana's cooking was really on another level. If one were to rate her cooking on a scale from one to ten, it would be over nine thousand. Many have tried to discover her secret, but none have succeeded. Only her son, Tsuna, knew her secret.

"Tsu-kun! The most important thing you need when making anything is your emotions. Pour your feelings into whatever you do! Just like how I pour my love into the food I cook, because I love my Tsu-kun soooo much!"

When he was eleven, he realised that not everyone was as fortunate as him to have been able to taste such heavenly cooking. Cooking that brought happiness to whoever who ate it, and filled them with affection.

When he was eleven, Tsuna realised that he wanted everyone to experience Sawada Nana's delicious, home-cooked food. Food that was filled with love.

Tsuna was clumsy, and didn't have book smarts, and was no good, but he had a goal that motivated him. A goal that he would achieve with his dying will.

At eighteen years old, Sawada Tsunayoshi was accepted into the prestigious, international Trinisette university, and took up a course in baking and culinary science.

Author's Note

Please please read this. thanks friend. i'll try to make this fast.

This is self-indulgent. I will write even if you don't want me to. This is also stress relief because I'm facing writer's block in my other two khr stories and I really need a place to get all the irritating plot bunny things out. Incredibly sporadic update timing.

Kinda crack, maybe. It's not serious. It'll go wherever it wants to go. A bit like my Harry Potter story. (one-sided?) All27. All. AU as well. Will include: Shimon, Millefore, Arcobaleno, Primo generation, Varia, maybe more. Also I really cannot bash any characters to save my life so there will be no fully bad people (aka daemon will be as nice as daemon can be. elena's alive because i love her too much)

Kawahira's probably not human. Tsuna's still Tsuna. Main difference: he has drive in his life and he knows what he wants. He has resolve.

Thanks for whoever made it this far. (i am trash, i know.)