THE NEXT DIMENSION
Once upon a time there was a referee called gemma-dool-the-hamster-pie and she cost the 10th cub-scout group a silver medal so they all crept into her dreams while she was sleeping and fucked up her head so now she talks only to teachers and other adults soon she will become one of them and we have to sit and watch there is nothing we can do to help her. When we try to talk to her she just says the walls are brown when every sane person can see they are white! WHITE! WHITE!!!!!!!!
Gemma had a brother called double d and every day he would have to watch her being sucked into the other dimension it pained him greatly to see his beloved sister in such a position so as a last resort he picked up the phone and called his close friend, The Catherine.
"hello, whose there?"
"right Cathreeeene, its double d"
"hi darlin"
Double d explained to The Catherine all about Gemma's situation, tears running down his face as he spoke
"I just cant take it nae mehr ye needte help us"
"I know just whit tae dae stay there am comin' over"
when The Catherine arrived at Gemma's house things were worse than she imagined. Gemma was on the phone to her chemistry teacher chattin' away
"I love u too"
Double d and her boyfriend, the hedgehog, were sobbin hysterically. Catherine simply walked to the window and shouted to gemma:
"hey neffy, Natasha's outside!!!"
gemma was doon the stairs and oot the door before u could say "fat bitch" Double d, the hedgehog and the Catherine watched her from the door chasing a fat slut up the road
"its okay, she's a kid again, someone stick a yugi-oh video on and get her some chocolate and she'll be fine"
Double d was speechless with joy
"thank u so much I am forever in yer debt"
"too right ya are just don't forget it c ya cioa!!!"
THE END
This story wont mean anything to u cos its about me and ma pals and things that have happened to us but Fairysgift (gemma) made me put it up so I did.
Once upon a time there was a referee called gemma-dool-the-hamster-pie and she cost the 10th cub-scout group a silver medal so they all crept into her dreams while she was sleeping and fucked up her head so now she talks only to teachers and other adults soon she will become one of them and we have to sit and watch there is nothing we can do to help her. When we try to talk to her she just says the walls are brown when every sane person can see they are white! WHITE! WHITE!!!!!!!!
Gemma had a brother called double d and every day he would have to watch her being sucked into the other dimension it pained him greatly to see his beloved sister in such a position so as a last resort he picked up the phone and called his close friend, The Catherine.
"hello, whose there?"
"right Cathreeeene, its double d"
"hi darlin"
Double d explained to The Catherine all about Gemma's situation, tears running down his face as he spoke
"I just cant take it nae mehr ye needte help us"
"I know just whit tae dae stay there am comin' over"
when The Catherine arrived at Gemma's house things were worse than she imagined. Gemma was on the phone to her chemistry teacher chattin' away
"I love u too"
Double d and her boyfriend, the hedgehog, were sobbin hysterically. Catherine simply walked to the window and shouted to gemma:
"hey neffy, Natasha's outside!!!"
gemma was doon the stairs and oot the door before u could say "fat bitch" Double d, the hedgehog and the Catherine watched her from the door chasing a fat slut up the road
"its okay, she's a kid again, someone stick a yugi-oh video on and get her some chocolate and she'll be fine"
Double d was speechless with joy
"thank u so much I am forever in yer debt"
"too right ya are just don't forget it c ya cioa!!!"
THE END
This story wont mean anything to u cos its about me and ma pals and things that have happened to us but Fairysgift (gemma) made me put it up so I did.