Well, I've seen this type of story done so many times before, I figured I might as well try my hand at it.

So here it is

As with any fanfiction, I don't own any of the characters here, only their personalities.

Enjoy.

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Static on the screen cut to a shot of a lush island surrounded by water.

"Yo!" said a small, blue creature with big blue and yellow eyes. "We're comin' at you live from our private island, somewhere in the Hoenn Region. We're starting season one of the newest reality show on television: Poké Drama Island! I'm your host Manaphy!"

"Here's the deal," Manaphy began "34 Pokémon, one of each type, have signed up to compete at this crappy, run down campground. They will compete in challenges and then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. The winners will get to stay, while the losers will have to vote someone off the island. That Pokémon will walk down the Dock of Shame, and catch a ride home."

"In the end," continued the host "Only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with tabloid fame and a small fortune which, let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week! They will also receive a lifetime supply of Lava Cookies, courtesy of our sponsors at the Mount Chimney!" Manaphy winked and a picture of said mountain appeared. "But enough about that, let's go meet our contestants!"

Manaphy floated to the edge of the dock, where a Wailord was just arriving. On its back was a small, grey and brown insect with small leaves on its back. It crawled off the wailord and made its way to the blue host. "Nincada, what's up my man?"

"Great to be here Manaphy." Said Nincada, his voice scratchy and strange. "Wish me luck."

"Oh, you'll need it." The legend replied.

"What?"

"Oh, nothing. Now wait at the other end of the dock, out next contestant is here!"

Sure enough, as Nincada crawled away, a Whiscash swam up to shore and off of it came a small, black Pokémon with an orange and yellow top. "Welcome to the island Snorunt!"

"This is it?" asked the Ice Type, pulling her bags off the Whiscash. "This doesn't look anything like the brochure..." she muttered as she walked to the other end of the dock.

Manaphy shook his head. "Oh, if only she knew."

As Snorunt made her way down the dock, another contestant arrived, this one slithering off the back of a Swampert that seemed happy to be rid of him. His body was black with gold and purple highlights and he had a pair of long red fangs.

"The namessss SSSeviper and I'm here to win thissss" said the serpent as he made his way to the other contestants.

"Not even a hello?" muttered the host as looked back to the next contestant, riding in on a Blastoise. The small, purple/grey rider had a large blade coming out of his head and had one on each arm, painting quite a picture. He hopped off the boat and introduced himself. "Pawniard."

"What's up man?" replied the host.

Pawniard looked around. "You lied to us, didn't you?"

"Yup."

"I hate you already." He said, making his way down the dock.

Manaphy shrugged and looked back in time to see the next contestant arriving "Everyone, this is Milotic."

The contestants turned to see a stunningly beautiful creature slither up onto the dock. She had a long, smooth, cream coloured body, ending in a blue, black and pink mosaic tail.

"Not too shabby..." muttered the host.

"Hi." Said Milotic, approaching Manaphy. "Okay, you look, like, so familiar. Where have I seen you before?"

"I'm Manaphy." No reaction. "Legendary Pokémon." Still nothing. "The host of the show."

Milotic was silent for a few more seconds before responding. "Oh right, Manaphy. "She wrapped her body around the host and squeezed him in a tight hug before sliding down the docks.

Manaphy regained his bearings just as the next opponent arrived on a Feraligatr. She was a small, greyish, black creature with a string of purple pearls around her neck.

"Misdreavus, nice of you to join us." Manaphy stated as the ghost approached him, a look of indifference in her eye.

"You mean we're staying here?" she said, clearly unimpressed.

"No, you're staying here. I'm staying in my trailer with AC." Misdreavus was about to respond when Manaphy spoke first "Before you say you didn't sign up for this, allow me to show you one of many copies of the contract you signed where you did sign up for this."

The ghost grumbled as she made her way down the dock.

"So this really is the place we're staying?"

Manaphy turned around to find a white and orange bug Pokémon floating behind him. "Yes Masquerain, this is where you'll be staying. Have fun!"

Masquerain flew down to the end of the dock, and landed next to Nincada who gave her a nervous smile. "Hey." She said.

"Hey." He replied in his scratchy tone. She gave him a strange look and he looked down. "Let me guess, it's the voice?"

Before the other bug could reply, another contestant arrived on an Empoleon. The white and blue Pokémon was rather this and had a blade shaped horn on his head.

"Absol, how's it going man?"

Absol didn't respond, merely stalking over to the other end of the docks and sitting away from the other campers.

"Well, looks like we have our first loner. This should be interesting." Manaphy turned around only to jump six feet in the air when another contestant stood right in front of him. He was a green bird with white wings and red designs all over his body. He looked at the host, his gaze not moving. Manaphy took a breath before continuing. "Xatu... hi there."

Xatu didn't respond. He walked over to the other end of the dock and stood there in silence. Manaphy watched as he did. Xatu turned to the host and looked him in the eye. He then broke eye contact and pointed up into the sky. Manaphy followed his gaze and saw more contestants flying in. Two birds, each one carrying another contestant.

All four landed before Manaphy made introductions. "Swablu, Honchkrow, Riolu and Swinub. Glad you could make it!"

Swinub spoke up first. "Psyched to be here, man! Hey, when's lunch?"

"All in due time my good porker." Said Manaphy, gesturing to the other campers. Swinub walked over to them as Swablu fluttered up. "Anything you'd like to say to our viewers at home Swablu?"

Swablu looked into the camera and gave a nervous giggle. "Uh, hi..." she said before quickly flying over to the other campers.

Honchkrow gave a short chuckle. "Seems we have a shy one mate." He said in an English accent.

"You don't seem to be lacking there, Honchkrow."

The crow tipped his hat and flew over to the other contestants, landing next to Misdreavus, and giving her a smile. "How do you do? I'm Honchkrow."

The ghost gave him a look before giving a smile. "Misdreavus."

Riolu decided to skip introductions and walk up to the other campers, standing next to Pawniard. "Hey, I'm Riolu." He said, offering a hand.

Pawniard looked at him and held up one of his bladed hands. "Sorry, I don't shake hands."

Riolu shrugged and turned back to the dock where another group of contestants was arriving. Stepping off a Wailord was a small brown creature with a skull on its head, a small green lizard with a red belly, a creature that looked like an insect with a tan body and green wings and a giant black and blue dinosaur with red eyes.

"Everyone welcome Marowak, Larvitar, Vibrava and Rampardos!"

Marowak said nothing, merely walking past the host and other campers. Larvitar walked past Manaphy, he jumped up to hi-five the host on the way past. Vibrava flew quickly over to the other campers, his eyes darting back and forth as he did, never quite settling down. Rampardos merely glared at Manaphy before moving to stand in her spot next to the other campers.

The next contestant had a tan body with ears and a tail resembling leaves. "Everyone, this is Leafeon!"

Leafeon gave the host a smirk before walking towards the other campers. "Each of these shows needs at least one Eeeveelution." She said as she looked over the other campers, eventually settling on a seat next to the stoic Absol. "Hey, what's up with you?"

Absol said nothing, merely looking up to look Leafeon in the eye.

"Yeah, he's not much of a talker." Said Manaphy, turning to the docks as more contestants arrived. One was a tall, white and green humanoid with what appeared to be a long white dress where her lower half began. Another was a small, tan crocodile with black eyes and stripes. The third was a small, yellow and black creature with what appeared to be a large, tooth filled maw for hair. The final one was a large, purple and blue bat with a large mouth.

Manaphy went up to the humanoid first. "You must be Gardevoir." He said, looking her up and down.

Gardevoir shook her head and smiled, pushing him out of the way. "Nice try, but no." She said, walking up to the other campers.

"She didn't talk to me either." Said the crocodile.

"That's fascinating Sandile." said Manaphy as the reptile went to join the campers.

"Give the guy a break..." muttered Mawile, walking right past him.

Manaphy turned around to see the bat was still standing there. "Hey."

"Hey." The bat responded. There was a silence before the bat spoke up in a deep, scratchy voice "I'M GOLBAT!" he shouted, unfurling his wings. Manaphy leapt back a few feet, but Golbat only chuckled and walked off. "Works every time." He said, his voice back to normal. He stood next to Honchkrow who offered him a high wing which Golbat gladly accepted.

"Right then..." Manaphy said, turning to the next contestants. First off the Wailord was a small, blue creature in a spiked shell. He was followed by a smaller creature in a white, red and blue egg. The next contestant was a black and white flying squirrel with yellow cheeks. The last one was a flaming creature with what appeared to be a bill for a mouth. "Please welcome Omastar, Togepi, Emolga and Magmar! I'd love to introduce you all, but I already see another group, so allez vous."

As Manaphy said, another Wailord full of contestants was just arriving. First off was a large, grey humanoid with large, well defined muscles. The second was a large, yellow, semi-humanoid creature with a pair of insectoid wings and a honeycomb for a dress. The third was a small, purple creature with gems for eyes and a wide, toothy smile. And the last was a blue, serpentine creature with small wings and a horn on his head. "Everyone welcome Machoke, Vespiquen, Sableye, and Dragonaire!"

Machoke took the chance to flex his muscles. "Ladies."

Vespiquen pushed past him and got right in Manaphy's face. "You mean to tell me I'm going to be stuck here for the entire summer?" Manaphy only nodded with a wide smile. Vespiquen's eyes narrowed. "I hate you."

"Ah come on!" said Dragonaire from behind her. "It might be fun."

Vespiquen gave him a look before flying away from them both. The others followed as another Pokémon arrived. He was a small one, a mouse Pokémon, yellow in colour with long ears and red cheeks. He sat reclining on his Lapras, bouncing off when he got to the docks and doing a butt-spin before turning to the Lapras and giving it a wink. "Stay beautiful." The Lapras covered up a smile with a fin before swimming away. The new contestant turned to the host. "Manaphy, great to be here man!"

"Pikachu! Welcome to the Island!" said Manaphy as Pikachu jumped up to hi-five him. "Contestants go over there."

Pikachu gave a thumbs up and sauntered over, choosing to stand next to Emolga. He gave her a smirk and she blushed in response.

Manaphy smiled at this. If only they knew what lay ahead... his thoughts, however, would soon be interrupted.

"WOO HOO!"

Everyone looked to the edge of the dock where a small, dark green creature now stood. "Manaphy, wow, this is awesome!"

Manaphy floated down to meet him. "Munchlax! Welcome!"

Munchlax grabbed manaphy and squeezed him tight. "This is amazing! It's so cool to be here! This is just so..." he searched his brain for a the right word.

"Awesome?" suggested Misdreavus.

"Yes! Awesome!" he yelled out, releasing the host. "Hey, is lunch any time soon?"

"Good call man!" called Swinub.

"All in good time my hungry friends. Now head to the other contestants, there's another new camper coming in." Manaphy turned to see an orange fox like creature with yellow fur around its neck and waist stepping off a Wailmer. "Hey there Flareon, welcome to the Poké Drama Island."

Absol looked up at Leafeon who was still next to him. "Looks like one Eeveelution wasn't enough for this show." He quipped.

Before Flareon could say anything, Leafeon burst out with "He spoke! I heard it! Absol said something! Mark the calendar!"

There was a moment of silence, broken when Pikachu walked up to the newly arrived Flareon and spoke up. "Hey there beautiful. I'm Pikachu, and you are lovely." He said, looking her over.

Flareon smirked. "Not interested buddy." He said, leaving Pikachu dumbfounded.

Everyone laughed until another voice was heard. "What are we laughing at?"

Manaphy turned to the latest arrival. She was a grass type, green in colour with a dress of green and yellow leaves and two red flowers on her head. "Everyone, this is our final contestant, Bellossom!"

Bellossom gave a small bow before walking to join the other contestants.

"Alright," Manaphy began. "Now that you're all here, it's time to explain how this game works. The lot of you will be split into two teams. Every three days there will be a new challenge, the winning team will gain invincibility, while the losers will have to vote off a team member at the campfire ceremony where all but one camper will receive a poffin. The camper who does not receive a poffin will immediately leave via the Dock of Shame, catching a ride home on the Boat of Losers. Any questions?"

Honchkrow raised his wing. "And these teams are?"

"I'm glad you asked my fine, feathered friend." Manaphy replied. "If I call your name, you'll be on the first team: Mawile, Dragonaire, Honchkrow, Misdreavus, Absol, Milotic, Leafeon, Larvitar, Munchlax, Togepi, Golbat, Xatu, Omastar, Riolu, Marowak, Magmar, and Snorunt." The campers Manaphy just called moved to one side. "Starting today, you will be the Screaming Bidoof!"

"As for the others: Flareon, Bellossom, Pikachu, Emolga, Machoke, Vespiquen, Masquerain, Nincada, Seviper, Gardevoir, Swinub, Sableye, Vibrava, Rampardos, Sandile, Pawniard, and Swablu, you are now the killer Feebas!"

Manaphy led the contestants to the campground and showed them their cabins. "Each team has a cabin, left side is for girls, right side is for guys. You're all teens, so I don't want to see any men in the ladies section, especially after lights out. Seriously, we don't want to be sued. Now go, unpack and meet me in the dining hall in ten."

-Static-

Manaphy sat on an outhouse toilet.

Manaphy: You can also use the confessional stall to say something to the people at home or to just get something off your chest if you feel like it.

-Static-

Ten minutes later, the campers all sat at tables in the dining hall, chatting about the island, the host and the competition in general. That's when they were interrupted.

"LISTEN UP!" The campers turned to the kitchen window to see who had spoken. He was made of lava and resembled a frog with a steel head and legs. "I SERVE IT THREE TIMES A DAY, AND YOU WILL EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY! YOU GOT THAT!" shouted Chef Heatran.

The campers nodded and lined up for their food. Omastar was at the front of the line and was the first to be served. He took one look down at his tray and looked up at the chef. "Normally this is the part where I'm supposed to say 'I think mine just moved,' but I don't think I can say that." Heatran gave him a strange look. "No, I think you burned it to death." He said, grabbing his food and slithering off.

Heatran glared at the retreating shellfish. "I hate him already..." he grumbled. He didn't even notice Sableye in line behind the fossil. Heatran responded with a flamethrower. Sableye fell to the ground, burnt as bad as the food.

There were no objections to the food after that, and before long the contestants were all eating whatever wasn't burnt too badly.

"I trust you're all enjoying the food." Manaphy said, entering the room. Vespiquen was about to yell about it when the host interrupted. "Glad to hear it. Your first challenge is in one hour. Finish eating and meet me at the center of camp. I'll take you to the first challenge."

Emolga turned to Pikachu next to her. "What do you think the first challenge will be?"

Pikachu shrugged but returned with one of his signature smirks. "I'm not sure, but it's our first challenge, how bad can it be?"

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An hour later, the campers all stood at the top of a massive cliff.

Pikachu looked all down the edge. "Oh sh