Randomness. Idea formed slightly from another fic. Will be mentioned when I find out which one.

Disclaimer: I pwn you! But I don't own Naruto.

Hello. My name is Inuzuka Kiba, and I am an idiot.

If there is one thing I've learned in life, it's to never, ever, give Prozac to the creepy bug kid.

It all started when I went to the drugstore…

Flashback (story starts here)

I went to drugstore near the hospital. My sister, Hana, needed some pills because it was her "time of the month." I, being a guy, had no idea where to find it. So, of course, I asked.

"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where to find…" I glanced at the paper she had given me. "…the Midol?"

The man immediately shot me a knowing look. "Right this way. If you don't mind me asking, is it worse when you are an Inuzuka?"

"How do you mean?" I asked.

"Well, the women in your clan are already known for their tempers, and the whole clan is known for their irritability, so is it worse when they are on their "time of the month" compared to, say, a non-Inuzuka?"

I looked at him. It was a good question. I thought back to that one time my mother had quite nearly severed my head for giving Kuromaru fleas. And then the time when Hana set my bedroom on fire because Akamaru wasn't completely housetrained. Then I thought of Hinata. She yelled, and was a bit grumpy, but that was it.

"Yeah, you could say that. That's why I'm cheerfully picking this stuff up."

He nodded. "Well here we are. I suggest the industrial strength. Good luck!" He waved and walked off.

I grabbed the industrial strength, when another bottle on the shelf behind me caught my eye. I turned to read the label. Prozac. I've seen ads for it on TV but I wasn't really sure what it's for. I picked up the bottle and read the back. For depression. Take two in the morning. So it's basically a happy pill.

I was about to put it back when a memory crossed my mind.

Flashback

Shino was standing there, stock straight, with his hands shoved in his pockets. Kurenai just told us this kick-ass joke, and Hinata and I were rolling on the ground with tears steaming down our faces.

Shino didn't even chuckle. I stopped laughing when I saw him, and so did Hinata. I stood up and poked him. He grunted and moved away.

"Man, you need to take a happy pill."

End flashback

I got a devilish grin on my face. I added the bottle to by hand as I checked out.

O.o.O.o.O.o.O

Hana was in a much better mood, but he still avoided home as much as he could that week. No use taking chances. He leapt on top on Akamaru and rode to Hinata's house.

"Oi, Hinata!" He yelled into the compound. He was greeted by Hiashi.

Hiashi looked up at him with disgust as he rode the dog. "Hinata is busy training. Is there something you need?"

I, always being a quick thinker, thought of something quickly.

"The Hokage asked me to round up Team 8, we have a mission."

I shuddered as I felt the cold white eyes scrutinize me. "Very well. Come, daughter. The Hokage requests you. Don't get in the way."

I heard her small voice from behind him. "Hai, Father."

I help out a hand and helped her up on Akamaru, and we slowly made our way to Shino's house, just to keep up appearances to her father. When she was sure he couldn't see, I explained to her what was really going on.

I pulled out the little bottle out of my pocket.

"I think I found his happy pills!"

She stared at the bottle for a moment, the she smiled.

"I'm not sure if it will work, Kiba. What if it h-hurts Shino? What if it hurts t-the kikai? We don't know. But…what if it makes him happy?"

"It's not like one will kill him, Hinata. If it doesn't work, we can get rid of it. Or give it to your father. (A/N I think a new fic may stem from that statement :D) Come on, what's the worst that can happen?"

We had no idea. We had absolutely no idea of the horror that would befall us.

"Well, let's tell him not to eat breakfast in the morning. You can make breakfast, and we'll slip it in his food. Come on."

"Alright. Can you help me up?"

I gave her a boost, I let her be in front. I hopped up and rode behind. "Don't fall off now, I'd hate to explain to your father that my dog killed you."

She whacked me in the head, gripped Akamaru's scruff, and gently kicked his sides. "Giddyup!"

Akamaru just stood there, then started to move slowly. I couldn't hold it in. I cracked up.

"What? I've always wanted to do that."

"Yeah, but he's not a horse. He's still a dog, no matter how big he is. Come on buddy, you can go faster than that. On to the Bug Boy!"

Akamaru took off in a burst of speed and I grabbed onto Hinata to stop myself from flying off backwards. I smacked his rump. "Ass…" I muttered to him.

We made it to the Aburame compound in record time. He gated were closed, as usual, and Akamaru looked like he wasn't gonna stop.

"Hey boy, don't you eve----AAARGH!"

"AHH! KIBA! AKAMARU!! AHHHHHHH"

Akamaru had taken a huge leap and cleared the wall. Scared the crap out of Hinata. Startled me, too. I didn't think he would do that with two people on his back.

I stared in horror when I saw what was in our designated landing spot.

"Huh? ARGH! OOF!"

"KIBA! What the HEL--oof!"

I crash landed into a bed of flowers. Akamaru had unbalanced himself, and Hinata and I had flown off. I looked up to see where Hinata and Akamaru were. Hinata had fallen on top of Shino, who had his arms around he in a failed attempt to catch her. Akamaru was….shit. Akamaru was lying on top of Shino's father. I didn't know much about Shibi Aburame, just that Shino preferred not to talk about him, and that he was clan leader. It would be bad if I killed the Clan leader.

I ran over to Akamaru, to attempt to get him off. Oh no, he was licking Shibi's face, and had knocked the clan leader's sunglasses off. I once knocked Shino's off in a spar, and I still have marks from it.

Hinata had realized that she was lying on top of her teammate in an awkward position, and that his arms were around her. Her face flushed. His face flushed because of the position. She froze.

"Can you please get off, Hinata?" I heard him ask.

She rolled off, and he got up, extending a hand to help her up. I turned back to my own problem. Akamaru was still licking the man's face, and somehow the glassed were perched precariously on his nose. I almost laughed; my dog was wearing an Aburame's glasses. But rationality took over. I dropped to my knees and grabbed Akamaru by the neck, pulling him away.

"Please! Please Mr. Aburame sir, don't kill my dog!! It was an accident I swear."

I whipped his glasses off of my dog and handed them back to him, my eyes clamped shut so I didn't see whatever it was the shades were hiding. When they didn't leave my hand, and when I heard an odd sound, I cracked them open, and saw the Aburame Shibi lying on the ground, arms around his middle, laughing his ass off. I didn't have to worry about his eyes, they were clamped shut with the force of his laughter.

Shino walked over to him. "Father, get up."

He only laughed harder. I saw Shino tense.

"Sh-Shino! What did you do to this poor boy?" I heard him ask between laughing fits. "He acts as if he's terrified of our clan."

Three jaws dropped when Shino reeled back his leg and kicked his father, sending him crashing into the perimeter wall.

"GET UP!"

Akamaru, Hinata, and I clamped our jaws back shut.

Shibi didn't look hurt at all, if fact he just got up off the ground and brushed himself off. He walked back over to us and held out his hand for his glasses. He didn't bother to cover his eyes, and I saw the reason why the Aburame wear the glasses. Where the pupil should be black, it is clear, and I could see the kikaichu crawling inside. The color was brown, and semi-transparent. I gave him his glasses back.

"I hope you've learned something from this experience, Inuzuka." he said seriously to me. I expected this long drawn out speech, along with something involving the kikai. I braced myself for the worst.

"Sir?" I asked.

"Look before you leap. Rather, tell your dog that. And speaking of your dog, Akamaru, right? Here doggie."

I gaped. That was it? Doggie? He wasn't mad? Wow. He and Shino are nothing alike. No wonder Shino doesn't talk about him.

I walked over to him and playfully punched his shoulder. "Hey, man you're cool. I was terrified you'd be even worse than stony over there."

I saw him grin behind his collar. He gave Akamaru one last pat. He punched my shoulder back.

"I can understand that. Shino is…somewhat ashamed of me. I can't imagine why. Hey, do you think that I could have a ride on your dog sometime? It looks fun. We can't exactly use our partners like that, they are too little to ride."

I laughed. "Sure, but not tonight. We've got to tell Shino something and go home. Maybe some other time."

"Okay. See you later, then."

I watched Shibi walk into the house. I turned back to my team. Akamaru was lying, getting a nice belly rub from Hinata, and Shino was glaring daggers at me. I wonder what color his eyes are? I never did get to see them that one time…

"What was it that you two came to tell me, Kiba?" He asked.

Hinata answered. "Don't eat breakfast tomorrow. I'm gonna make breakfast for the four of us."

His face brightened; everyone loves Hinata's cooking. "That's what you nearly killed my father and I over? Alright, see you in the morning then."

He turned and stalked off, hands in his pockets and a dark cloud hanging over his head.

Once he was out of earshot, I whispered to Hinata. "Yup, definitely needs a happy pill."

O.o.O.o.O.o.O

After leaving the compound, we rode Akamaru around for a while. It was getting dark.

"I should get home. Father will be angry."

"Oh no you don't, your father will skin me if you come home tonight. I told him that the Hokage sent us on an important mission. Stay at my house tonight, Hana's having her "monthly" and I need someone to protect me. Being the only male in the clan sure has disadvantages. You can paint nails together and bunk together, just keep her attention away from me. It will be a girl's night!"

I watched her face as she mulled it over. "Alright. I can make the food at your house. It will be easier anyway, since you have the pills."

"Yeah!"

We took off to my house, and Akamaru made a more graceful stop, sitting so we slid off his back.

"That's count 3, buddy. You are asking for it." He just grinned at me and went inside. Hinata followed me in, and I called out, "Hana! I'm home!"

She burst into the living room, face livid.

"KIBA! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS! WHERE THE HELL IS MY--Oh, hello Hinata."

I sweat dropped, her mood had changed completely, Hinata was terrified, hiding behind me.

"It's okay, Hinata. I don't bite. My brother probably does, though." She tacked onto the end.

"Hey!"

She just grinned, showing her fangs. Hana came and took Hinata's hand, dragging her into the raging Hellish inferno she calls her bedroom. I could practically smell the nail polish from here. Taking out the Midol, I put it on the coffee table. I went to my bedroom, put the Prozac on my bed stand, changed into my jammies, and curled up with Akamaru on the bed.

Tomorrow is when the fun is gonna start.

This was gonna be some kind of one-shot, but I thought it would work out better with a few chapters. Review! Feel free to send ideas for Shino. He's gonna be doing some nutball stuff in later chapters. I'll mention any names of ideas used. Thanx!